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Ty @SeaTJK & Chris @CDVillasenor

• 219. We Called the Dog Indiana

  Jul 21st 2023

  Prologue: The Dog Days of Summer
  - Indiana Jones Marathon
  - Plot Shopping Indy 4 & 5 (light spoilers)
  - Taylor Swiftly Impacts the Local Economy
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Hey Man, Fuck Off!
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

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• E218. Dinner, Seasoned With Assault

  Jun 27th 2023

  Episode 218! No one thought it would happen!
  
  Prologue: Are we back?
  
  - Real Housewives Drama at the golf club
  - Existential Time Crisis
  - Modern-Day Medusa
  
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  
  OT - Suffering for a good cause
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

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• E217. The Nihilist Teens Are Coming

  Dec 16th 2022

  Episode 217 Ingredients:
  - Life in 1.5x
  - Fusion & ChatGPT
  - Women's XXL = Men's L/XL?
  - I'm an IDIOT
  - From the Drafts
  - Trailer Park:
  Ant-Man, GotG3
  Avatar
  Indiana Jones
  Cocaine Bear
  
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  
  OT - Fear the nihilist teens

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• E216. A Little Bloated, tbh

  Dec 2nd 2022

  Episode 216 Ingredients:
  
  - Crypto-con
  - What's the deal with Taylor Swift?
  - Thanks for Giving
  - Neighborhood No Help
  - Solo Hole-Oh?
  - Asking Elon for inventions
  
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  
  OT - Who Knew?!
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

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• E215. The Brady Bunch

  Nov 4th 2022

  Episode 215 Ingredients:
  
  - The Next Mrs. Tom Brady
  - The Dutch Toilet
  - Ross Chastain goes balls to the wall
  - Outdated Slang
  - Canadian Delicacies!
  - Seen it?
  
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  
  OT - Who Knew?!
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

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• E214. Rock Out Your Anxiety

  Oct 21st 2022

  Episode 214 Ingredients:
  
  - How not to accept a compliment
  - Rocking the Midwest
  - High School Auditing
  - Lifehacks!
  - 2022 Box Office Bombs
  - Pandemic lessons
  - Anxiety Dreams
  
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  
  OT - When you lose someone, it's the little things that kill
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E213. When Worlds Collide

  Sep 30th 2022

  Episode 213 Contains:
  
  - Accosted in Public about the Podcast
  - If you're good at something, never do it for free
  - Lizzo plays a flute
  - "From the Drafts"
  - R2-D2 or Artudito?
  - Am I the Asshole takes a Vacation
  
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  
  OT - WHO KNEW?! September 2022
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

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• E212. Old, Hurt, Calling the Cops

  Sep 16th 2022

  New 2on3! Episode 212 contains:
  
  - Annual civic sports bloopers
  - Who Raised You?
  - Butt Hubble
  - Ennui wee wee
  - Police the Symphony
  - Cold Dead Hands at the State Fair
  
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  
  OT - Can you hole out from 175?

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• E211. We did, Would you?

  Sep 2nd 2022

  Ep211 includes:
  -Bug Assault
  -Daily living lifehacks
  -The Stadium Tour
  -Would You Swipe Right
  -Office Intruders
  DJOTW
  -WHO KNEW?! August 2022
  and more?
  Check it out at https://pod.link/2on3

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• E210. Summertime Dadness

  Aug 19th 2022

  A new episode, can you believe it?
  
  On the menu:
  - PGA/LIV gets ugly
  - The lessons of youth soccer
  - Recall the Mall
  - How not to choke under pressure
  - Chris defeats the Quik Drop!
  - Twenty White Boy Names
  
  DJOTW
  
  OT - WHO KNEW?! July 2022

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• E209. Encouraging Your Discouraging Behavior

  Jul 15th 2022

  On the menu:
  Rules of Restauranting
  Keeping Secrets
  Pen Pals with Eddie Van Halen
  LIV Stans of Instagram
  Summering with Independent Children
  Managing the “ick”
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E208. Reboots & Prequels, and Fleeing America

  Jul 1st 2022

  On the menu:
  Obi-Want some takes
  Retiring golf cliches
  The Fleeing America Guidebook
  Rebooting 80s Sitcoms
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - WHO KNEW?! June 2022
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E207. These Topics Only Have One Function

  Jun 17th 2022

  The Episode 207 Menu:
  - Recasting the Flash
  - Ich fühle deinen Schmerz
  - Arby's Wagyu, wag you
  - The science of nicotine
  - Maverick in the Afterlife
  - German v. Japanese Engineering
  DJOTW
  OT - The Casio Demo Composer
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E206. Us vs. The Locals

  Jun 10th 2022

  What's in Episode 206:
  *Rafa Nadal wins the French again (with painkillers)
  *@seatjk vs. local wildlife
  *Living in a movie universe
  *Worst First Days
  *@cdvillasenor vs. local residents
  *Best of baby talk
  DJOTW
  OT - Who Knew?! for May 2022
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E205. Making the Most of Your Sequels

  Jun 3rd 2022

  On the episode 205 menu:
  * Managing your relationships in public
  * LIV-in la vida loca (bone saw tour)
  * Obi-Wan Kenobi (no spoilers)
  * Legacy Sequels
  * When is it ok to quit?
  * The nightmare of the time traveler
  DJOTW
  OT - Respect the band!
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E204. Gen-X Inflation, Intimidating Children, T-Swift Commencement

  May 20th 2022

  Did the Episode title trick you into thinking we went back to the old format? No? Ok. We didn't, anyway, so good job by you.
  On the menu:
  - Interacting with Gen-X
  - First Time Youth Coach
  - Expensive Foods are getting moreso
  - Neighborhood Troublemaker
  - Taylor Swift speaking engagement (tickets only $300K!)
  
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  
  OT - The cops are mean
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

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• E203. Your Favorite Podcast Pre-Fixe Menu

  May 13th 2022

  You never know what you’re going to get but you know it’s going to be good.
  
  On the menu:
  - Life or death pranks
  - Fickle Phil Mickelson
  - Everything is Columbia House
  - Your fantasy failure, my ruined dreams
  - Athleisure Breakdown
  - Video Game Hall of Fame
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Dad Life

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• E202. We need a tagline

  May 6th 2022

  We're still working out the kinks of the revamped show format but we're here for you.
  On the menu:
  - Tales of Junior Golf
  - Elon and on and on
  - Roger Federer doesn't know Dolly Parton
  - Superior burrito eating
  - Terrorized by golf
  - Terrorized by hammer violence
  
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  
  OT - WHO KNEW April '22
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

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• E201. All-New Exactly the Same 2on3 Podcast

  Apr 15th 2022

  We’re back and we’re going to try something new-ish? This makes your feedback more important than ever! Please listen and tell us what you like or don’t about the “new” format, or if basically it’s just a new version of the mac & cheese you’ve always loved.
  On the menu:
  *Professional baby namer
  *Moon Knight (no spoilers) and ranking the Disney+ MCU shows
  *Pull Clayton Kershaw 7 innings into a Perfect Game?
  *“Jaywalking” is car propaganda!
  *The Wordle Masters
  *The many benefits of mild social violence
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Trash Wars
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E200. Top Film Duos, Weird Food Combos, Multiple Movie Duets

  Jan 6th 2022

  It’s Episode 200 and what better way to mark a milestone than by creating a show inspired by the greatest duo around: us! Join us for a discussion on two great tastes that taste great together, both on your screen and on your plate.
  Prologue - We’re taking a break, but we’re not breaking up
  S1 - Top Film Duos, Quantitatively and Qualitatively
  S2 - Weird Food Combos: Have you, would you?
  S3 - Name Those Movie Duets
  OT - Keeping us in suspense
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E199. The Year Online, Don’t Drink That, 2020 or 2021?

  Dec 31st 2021

  Happy New Year! Join us for a look back at the things worth remembering and the stuff we wish we could forget from 2021, we pause to avoid a NYE hangover, and then see how well we can tell this year from the last.
  Prologue - Holiday Travel, Oh my cron!
  S1 - 2021 By the Tweets
  S2 - What Not To Drink
  S3 - Wait, was this this year?
  OT - WHO KNEW?! For December 2021
  
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• E198. Christmas! Alternative Movies, Outsider's POV, Your Personality in Holiday Fare

  Dec 23rd 2021

  It's the 2on3 Christmas spectacular! That means we've got an outsider's POV on Xmas bookended by Alternative Xmas Movies and what your fave Xmas fare says about your personality. We take pills in the OT.
  
  Prologue - How Scroogey was Scrooge?
  S1 - Alternative Christmas Movies
  S2 - An Outsider’s POV on Christmas
  S3 - What Your Favorite Christmas Movie says about You
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Which Pills?
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E197. Movies You MIssed, Safe Snacks, We’re the Sims

  Dec 16th 2021

  We’re heading into peak streaming season and we’re here to help with movies you may have missed, then it’s things to avoid when you’re snack shopping, before we finally taste the delicious steak available so long as you take the blue pill, stay in the Matrix, and enjoy the simulation.
  
  Prologue - Doc Shopping
  S1 - Movies You Might Have Missed
  S2 - Shopping the Middle Aisles
  S3 - Is this Real Life?
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - KFC Follows
  
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• E196. Directorial Debuts, History of Firsts, First Memories

  Dec 10th 2021

  It's a week of firsts in Episode 196, as we break down some of the best directorial debuts, explore the history of being first, and indulge in some of our first memories. Come along and remember some times.
  
  Prologue - First city council meeting
  S1 - Directorial Debuts
  S2 - The History of Firsts
  S3 - Our First Memories
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Cross culture tightrope walking in school
  
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• E195. Heroic Popularity, Kitchen “Help”, Data for Optimism

  Dec 2nd 2021

  6 Tom Holland Spider-Man movies? We break down worldwide superhero popularity (and spend a moment on villains as well), then talk about how not to be an asshole when people are trying to help in the kitchen, and wrap up with an data-driven look at optimism.
  
  Prologue - Too comfortable
  S1 - Marvel-ous Updates
  S2 - AITA Kitchen Edition
  S3 - Data for Optimism
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - November WHO KNEW?!
  
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• E194. T-Day Calorie Counter, The Many Faces of Fruit & Bread, Civic Duty Calls

  Nov 25th 2021

  It’s a Thanksgiving episode without any food takes, but with plenty of ingredient analysis. We break down how USA Today says you can watch your waistline over the holidays, give names to all the pie variations available to you, and then Chris embarks on his political journey in earnest.
  
  Prologue - Double D Meats requires gumption
  S1 - Thanksgiving Calorie Counting
  S2 - Fruit, Bread, Go!
  S3 - Chris makes the Council
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Practice like you play
  
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• E193. Hollywood History Lessons, 11 Signs You're Dating a Psychopath, The Moron Chronicles

  Nov 18th 2021

  We’re here to educate you this week with little known and likely little needed knowledge as we open the history books of Hollywood, make sure you dump your psychotic significant other, and then regale you with tales of idiocy not seen since at least last week. Let’s get edumacated!
  
  Prologue - The Reese’s Pie...of Death
  S1 - Hollywood History
  S2 - 11 Signs You’re Dating a Psychopath
  S3 - The Moron Chronicles
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Should You Fire Your Best Employee?
  
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• E192. Alone but not Lonely, Finch, Lonely Movies

  Nov 12th 2021

  "How do you behave when no one's watching?" This week it's the exploration of a timeless question about who you are and what you do when you're alone. Inspired by Tom Hanks' Finch, we talk about our own experiences and then, of course, Alone Movies!
  
  Prologue - Justifiable Complaints about the PNW Weather
  S1 - Alone, but not lonely
  S2 - Finch, starring Tom Hanks
  S3 - Alone Movies
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Hunger Games Propaganda Politics
  
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• E191. It’s-a You, Mario?, What’s In Your [Golf] Bag, It’s Only Normal To You

  Nov 4th 2021

  We dive deep into the nuances of aberrant behavior this week, as we wonder who’s in touch with a 35-year old zeitgeist, give you some advice on how to be ready for the course by packing only what you need, and determining just how many things your parents taught you that have no basis in fact.
  
  Prologue - Establishing Charcuterween
  S1 - Do You Know Mario?
  S2 - Cleaning Out Your Golf Bag
  S3 - What’s Normal, Anyway?
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Ask a Question, Get an Answer
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E190. Props to the Props Dept., DUNÉ, You Got Caught

  Oct 28th 2021

  It’s Halloween and this week we learned that the Michael Myers mask is just duded up Bill Shatner. More amazing props, some sand thoughts, and times you got caught in Episode 190.
  
  Prologue - The Shark Retires
  S1 - Good Props
  S2 - DUNE (light spoilers, kind of)
  S3 - You Got Caught!
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - October Who Knew?!
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E189. #MovieCheers, C Student CEOs, Complex Competence

  Oct 21st 2021

  A return to the formula this week as we wax nostalgic for the group experience, take apart an argument that students underachieve vis a vis some notion of academic nobility, and then ask if life can’t be simpler, or if money makes you a simpleton.
  
  Prologue - You better ‘knot’ mention that again
  S1 - #MovieCheers
  S2 - C Student Success
  S3 - Conservation of Complexity
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Full size candy in Rancho Cucamonga
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E188. New Bond Bracket (with @joshuatufts)

  Oct 7th 2021

  Halt the search! Someone let #BarbaraBroccoli know that we've found the ideal candidate for the next @007! @JoshuaTufts joins us this week to sort through the candidates and then, a Bond Bracket, of course!
  
  Prologue - Plant-based die-it
  S1 - What Makes a Bond?
  S2 - Also-rans
  S3 - The Bond Bracket
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Oh Boy Factorio!
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  James Bond Theme by John Barry and His Orchestra from Dr No, 1962
  

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• E187. Hollywood Nepotism, Vanishing Careers, Responsible Advice

  Sep 30th 2021

  This week, Paul Thomas Anderson made a movie with Philip Seymour Hoffman’s son, and that gets us started on the benefits and pitfalls of Hollywood nepotism. We pivot to a conversation about predictions of the future and the careers being swallowed into the abyss, before moving on to discover whether personal responsibility is also disappearing.
  
  Prologue - Being a responsible Mariners fan
  S1 - Movies, A Family Affair
  S2 - Dead-end Jobs
  S3 - Take my advice, be responsible
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - September Who Knews
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E186. Closet Space, Human Pet Names, Ryder Cup

  Sep 23rd 2021

  This week we try to spiff up the Space Force uniforms, see if we can’t create some guidelines on which human names it’s ok to use for pets, and then we talk about golf.
  
  Prologue - Captain Obvious Curriculum Night
  S1 - Dress to Impress, in Space
  S2 - Brad the Dog
  S3 - Ryder Cup Analysis
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Tales of Junior Golf
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E185. Remembering Norm, Bad Boss Posts, Brain Games

  Sep 16th 2021

  Pop Culture! Life Strategies! Existentialism! We know what we’re good at and we stick to it. We remember Norm McDonald, shake our fists at our bosses, and then try to get our brains to self-reflect on why they lie to us. It’s fun, let’s go!
  
  Prologue - COVID gets too close
  S1 - Remembering Norm McDonald
  S2 - Bad Boss Posts
  S3 - Unreliable Brain
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Better be on mute, Eternal Allen wrenches
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E184. Best Class Reunion Movies, Rock & Roll Time Travel, US Open Update

  Sep 9th 2021

  Chris returns from a trip to his past and we revel in the nostalgia of it all. It’s Movies and Music, and then it’s time for some tennis and the teen phenoms therein.
  
  Prologue - Chris Rocks the Midwest
  S1 - Best Class Reunion Movies
  S2 - Rock & Roll Time Travel Ticket
  S3 - US Open Update (the tennis one)
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Blue’s Clues makes you cry
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E183. (with @joshuatufts) Boom Roasted, Poetic Postscripts, Quote Order (a new movie trivia game!)

  Sep 2nd 2021

  Friend of the show Josh joins Ty this week while Chris is off living his rock n’ roll fantasy, and this time, the guys get the audio files to upload properly. It’s all words as we talk about the pain words can cause, the final word in movies, and the proper order of some memorable movie lines.
  
  Prologue - Getting old and fit
  S1 - Getting Roasted by Loved Ones
  S2 - Our Top Movie Sign-Offs
  S3 - The Debut of Quote Order
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Local News Factoids
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E182. The Wizard Bar, Don’t Text Your Ex, Ever Evolving Euphemisms

  Aug 26th 2021

  E182. The Wizard Bar, Don’t Text Your Ex, Ever Evolving Euphemisms
  
  Communication and how you present yourself to the world have an outsized effect on your life. Join us for this week as we discover how fandom has taken hold of the local watering hole, then after you’re good and drunk, don’t text your ex. If you do, make sure you’re using the latest language.
  
  Prologue - Politely declining a job
  S1 - Seattle’s Splintered Wand
  S2 - Don’t Text Your Ex
  S3 - Language Evolves Forever
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Conflict Resolution?
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E181. High School Movies, Back to School Supplies, Your Mom Goes to College

  Aug 19th 2021

  The dynamic duo is back together and getting ready for back to school. We’re going to watch movies to get inspired, we’re going to wade into the war for pen supremacy, and then we’re going to look for alternatives to college, because it’s not exactly what it’s cracked up to be.
  
  Prologue - Hair Lessons
  S1 - High School Movies
  S2 - Back to School Supplies
  S3 - College? Are you Sure?
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Don’t try to parse words with Ty
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E180. (with @ChrisMaierBC) Staycation Summer, Olympic Round-Up, Boring Movie Summaries

  Aug 6th 2021

  In Ty’s absence, we’ve got hot Chris on Chris action! The guys catch up as the summer winds down and examine why everything is so fatiguing, all the time.
  
  Prologue - Still Tired
  S1 - Summering in Place
  S2 - Olympic Round-Up
  S3 - Talk Boring to Me (about Movies)
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Rihanna is a billionaire?
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  
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• E179. Non-Toxic Conspiracies, Beach Boners, Not Ready to Fake Nice

  Jul 29th 2021

  We’re back, again! We start by analyzing the current state of channel flipping before diving right into some fun conspiracy ideas that won’t tear your family apart, figure out how to avoid landmines at the beach, and discuss how hard it is to fake it when it comes to being nice to strangers.
  
  Prologue - Channel Surfing, Evolved
  S1 - Non-Toxic Conspiracy Theories
  S2 - Beachgoing Strategies
  S3 - Not Ready to Fake Nice
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Pee in the Shower
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E178. Civic Pet Projects, Would You Rather?, Srirachacha

  Jul 15th 2021

  We’re back! We’ve got an update on Chris’s run for local government and the things he’s going to advocate for, a return to the Well of Would You Rather, and the Sriracha origin story all hot and fresh for you!
  
  Prologue - Parenting is Refereeing
  S1 - Chris’s Local Priorities
  S2 - Would You Rather?
  S3 - Sriracha Origins
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - On the true purpose of the HOV lane
  

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• E177. Sports by Difficulty, Defunct Family Faves, Are You a Psychopath?

  Jul 1st 2021

  We’re getting a little Olympic fever on the other side of the heat wave, and we’re treating it by ranking sports by their level of difficulty, tweeting at Simone Biles about “St. Louis style pizza”, and then trying to figure out if that makes us crazy.
  
  Prologue - Dad Jokes of the Week!
  S1 - How Hard Is Your Sport?
  S2 - Defunct Casual Dining Spots
  S3 - Are You a Nutjob?
  OT - In Character at an Orgy
  
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• E176. Sports Are Back!, Keeping Cool, Moral Dilemmas

  Jun 24th 2021

  Hey, it’s summer! And it’s suddenly hot as hell outside. Luckily, sports are having a summer moment, we’ve got strategies for you to keep cool, and then we’ve got life and death moral dilemmas for you to ponder while you lay in your sweltering bedroom cursing climate change, unable to sleep!
  
  Prologue - Golf Dad Confidential
  S1 - Summer Sports Spectacular
  S2 - It’s F#ck!ng Hot
  S3 - Moral Dilemmas
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Saved By The Bell or 90210?
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E175. Hard To Say Sorry, On-Course Violence, True American Myths

  Jun 17th 2021

  It’s easier than ever to run afoul of public sentiment, and harder than ever to apologize. But this week we dig into the specifics of saying sorry, choosing violence, or assuming the best (worst?) about others.
  
  Prologue - Batman’s heroic sex acts
  S1 - Celebrity Apologies
  S2 - On-Course Assault
  S3 - True American Myths
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Critical Race Theory
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E174. Unhealthy Rivalries, Insect Movies, Father's Day Gift Guide

  Jun 10th 2021

  When does a rivalry become a liability? Chris thinks Brooks v. Bryson is bad for golf, and maybe bad for the entire world! Then we celebrate Brood X with our favorite Insect Movies, and give you a jump on Dia de los Padres with a Father’s Day gift guide review (enough with the shaving stuff!)
  
  Prologue - Bigfoot, Weed, and the French Open
  S1 - Anatomy of a Rivalry
  S2 - Favorite Insect Movies
  S3 - Father’s Day Gifts are getting worse
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - New Vaccine Customer Promotions
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E173. Top 10 Netflix Originals, Flamin’ Hot Lies, Osaka Drama

  Jun 3rd 2021

  We’re going behind the curtain this week, as Netflix finally gave us a taste of what their real streaming numbers look like and it probably won’t shock you to discover the numbers are mind-boggling. Then it’s an exploration of personal Cheetos mythos, before we finish by deconstructing the mess that led Naomi Osaka to pull the ripcord on the French Open.
  
  Prologue - Chris enters Public Life
  S1 - Top 10 Netflix Original Movies by the Streams
  S2 - The Myth of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
  S3 - Naomi Osaka throws up the metaphorical double birds
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Customer Disservice
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E172. Cameo Yes!, Golf Drama, Network MVPs

  May 27th 2021

  It’s a week of high points, as we talk about the pleasing art of the well-executed cameo, some of the most fun and ridiculous off-course golf behavior in quite some time, and who else deserves a Guy Fieri-level payday from their network. Then it’s time for an unexpected journey to the Caribbean with Corn Nuts in the OT.
  
  Prologue - IT Pro heal thyself
  S1 - Memorable Cameos
  S2 - Off-course Golf Drama
  S3 - Guy Fieri’s Payday
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Corn Nuts History
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E171. Cartoon Conspiracies, More Morally Ambiguous Lifehacks, Animal Fights

  May 20th 2021

  This week we get to the bottom of some long running cartoon mysteries, we return to the land of morally ambiguous choices, and finally we wonder how long you could stay alive in a fight with a wild animal (and why you’re wrong about that).
  
  Prologue - People, It’s the smell
  S1 - Is Dora Blind?
  S2 - More Morally Ambiguous Lifehacks
  S3 - Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight?
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - The worst Dad Jokes - Boat Names
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E170. (with @JoshuaTufts) Seattle’s GOAT, Guilty Pleasures, Celebrity Engagement

  May 13th 2021

  Josh subs in for Ty this week to let Chris just run wild. There’s no timer, the guys work blue, it’s chaos! Enjoy!
  
  Prologue - MC Hammer Car Talk
  S1 - Seattle’s GOAT Athlete
  S2 - Guilty Pleasures
  S3 - Celebrity Engagements
  Dad Jokes Are BACK
  OT - Rock HOF
  
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• E169. Re-Casting Call, Morally Ambiguous Lifehacks, UFOReally?

  May 6th 2021

  PCLS&E for you this week! First we’re visiting some sliding doors casting moments from some of your favorite movies, then we present some sketchy lifehacks that might serve as good litmus tests for the people in your life, and finally it’s time to talk about aliens again!
  
  Prologue - Teacher Fit
  S1 - Re-casting Call: Sliding Doors Edition
  S2 - Morally Ambiguous Lifehacks
  S3 - UFO No!
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - You can’t tell young you nothing
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E168. Sam & Bucky, Overzealous Parents, Famous Roommate Quiz

  Apr 29th 2021

  This week we kick off with one of Ty’s favorites: a Chris Local Government Update. Then we talk about Sam & Bucky (SPOILERS) before pivoting to poor parenting and wrapping up with a quiz by way of sharing some famous roommates. You know what we do here.
  
  Prologue - Chris’s Adventures in Civics
  S1 - The Falcon & The Winter Soldier (spoilers)
  S2 - Nightmare Parents
  S3 - Famous Roommate Quiz
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - The Mom Joke
  
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• E167. Grace Jones’ Tour Rider, Forever Backed Up, Trailer Park

  Apr 22nd 2021

  We’re back together again and have some issues to work out. Once we’re through that, we talk about our backstage demands, what to do with all these damn pictures in the cloud, then it’s off to the Trailer Park for F9, Hitman’s [whatever] 2, Army of the Dead, Loki, and Shang Chi. Pick a Pop Culture ride with us in the OT!
  
  Prologue - Thanks to Alex Myers!
  S1 - Tour Riders via Grace Jones
  S2 - Your Digital Memories
  S3 - Trailer Park
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Iconic Pop Culture Whips
  
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• E166. (ft. @AlexMyers3 of Golf Digest) Masters Field Report, Notable Results, Lightning Round

  Apr 15th 2021

  Chris is back, but now Ty’s gone, and we just had Masters Week so what better way to wrap it up than bringing back friend of the pod Alex Myers of Golf Digest! Alex just left Augusta, so let’s hear all about it!
  
  Prologue - Vaccination adventures, Back
  S1 - The Masters: Augusta from the ground
  S2 - Deep dive on the notables
  S3 - Golf Quiz!
  DJOTW RETURNS
  OT - Fixing Revenge Of The Sith
  
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• E165. Pandemic in Paradise, Positively Unapologetic, Plot Shop: Wild Dogs

  Apr 1st 2021

  Chris is traveling without a vaccine passport this week and he’s got an update on the Bill Gates tracking software they’re using in Hawaii. Then, he’s tired of apologizing for positivity, and once that’s off his chest, it’s a return to the Plot Shop, where we might have needed to add a trigger warning.
  
  S1 - Hawaii So Happy?
  S2 - It’s OK to Feel OK
  S3 - Plot Shop: The Wild Dogs of Kabul
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Haircuts, DeShaun Watson, The Cops
  
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• E164. Good/Better/How: Zack Snyder’s Justice League

  Mar 25th 2021

  Did you watch it yet? Not sure if you’re going to? Then our pod is perfect for you, because we’ve got a classic 2on3 breakdown of #ZSJL. We’ll tell you what we liked, what we didn’t, and what we’d change, and then you’ll know if it’s worth your time!
  
  Prologue - Doctoring Retirement
  S1 - What’s Good about ZSJL (a lot!)
  S2 - What’s Bad about ZSJL (only a little!)
  S3 - What Would We Change, and Where Do We Go From Here?
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - A Superpowered Would You Rather
  
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• E163. Little League Sports Betting, How Dad Are You?, March Mascot Quiz

  Mar 18th 2021

  Dads of the world, unite! This week we’ve got alternatives if you live in a state that won’t let you gamble online, assess our own overall universal dadness against a common definition, and then Chris tries to get Ty to name some of the more obscure mascots in the NCAA tournament. Also, stop acting like people on TV!
  
  Prologue - Singing into your hairbrush
  S1 - Legal Sports Betting Now!
  S2 - Universal Language of Dad
  S3 - March Madness Mascot Quiz
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Narrative Transportation
  
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• E162. Your Branded Being, Power Moves like Mads, Crowdsourced Existence

  Mar 11th 2021

  Destiny? Fate? Free-will? Focus, like us, on the things you can control... Things you think you control (what you wear and what you buy), ways to exert control (taking your power back in a given situation), and giving up control to a group of strangers who will use you as an avatar. Make sure to stick around for a lively debate about evacuation methods.
  
  Prologue - What if I need to disappear?
  S1 - Brand Merch Drops
  S2 - Power Moves
  S3 - I’ll be your Avatar
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Hot Pockets
  
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• E161. Golden Globes Watch List, Money or Golf Immortality, Would You Rather

  Mar 4th 2021

  Back with the hard questions and the thematic progression! Pop Culture questions - gonna watch the Golden Globe-winning movies? Life Strategies Questions - should you harass other people in your profession publicly on Twitter? And Would You Rather Questions. Come along and question everything.
  
  Prologue - Prepare for the worst
  S1 - Golden Globes Watch List
  S2 - F You Money or F You Titles?
  S3 - Welcome Back to Would You Rather
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - What to do with Russell Wilson
  
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• E160. MCU Stack Rank, Surfeit of Subscriptions, Power & Privilege

  Feb 25th 2021

  We’re living up to the tagline this week, because we’ve got pop culture (Marvel), life strategies (reading the internet), and existentialism (power dynamics) are all here! Really it’s a whole episode of “what’s happening?!” as we’re breaking down the terrible coverage of Tiger’s wreck, the terrible MCU rankings people around the world are pumping out, the terrible way in which it’s hard to consume fun internet dreck, the terrible way people in power still feel entitled to behave, and the terrible perception of time from some folks a little closer to home. But we do it in a fun way, as usual.
  
  Prologue - Tiger Down
  S1 - MCU Stack Rank
  S2 - Stop the Subscriptions
  S3 - Candidly, You’re a Fool
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Pandemic Cognitive Dissonance
  
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• E159. Hard Laugh Movies, Backstory Overload, Cinematic TV Universes

  Feb 18th 2021

  It’s an appreciation for world building this week, as we start by celebrating the 25th anniversary of Happy Gilmore, before wondering just how far and how much we can take this existing intellectual property thing.
  
  Prologue - Snow Way, Buddy
  S1 - Top 5 Hard Laugh Comedies
  S2 - How much backstory is too much?
  S3 - Tying your TV and Movies together the right way
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Ugly Tennis Dudes
  
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• E158. Girl Scout Bake-Off, The Moron Chronicles, Beating the System

  Feb 11th 2021

  This week we discover something new to us, wonder how some people even make it through the day, and then salute everyday heroes who work only within the finest literal interpretation of the rules.
  
  Prologue - Just Read the Sign
  S1 - Girl Scout Bakery Divergence
  S2 - The Moron Chronicles
  S3 - Beat the System
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Tom Brady, Bitcoin Blunders
  
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• E157. Game Show Out, Macca’s McFailures, PGA Cheating

  Feb 4th 2021

  After a week off, we’re back with one of our favorite Jeopardy! categories, Potpourri. What makes a Game Show work? Can we help McDonald’s make these failed food items work? Will Patrick Reed ever stop cheating and can we solve the PGA officiating problem? Come find out!
  
  Prologue - Vaccinate Me, Baby
  S1 - Game Show Game Theory
  S2 - McDonald’s Failure to Launch
  S3 - Cheating at Golf with Millions on the Line
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Unified Theory of Life (2 out of 3 ain’t bad)
  
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• E156. Butt Rock On, Hello Neighbor, Refining to Ruin

  Jan 21st 2021

  This week felt like a good time to look around and take stock of what’s going on, so we’re heavy on the cultural analysis this week. Is it buttrock or cock-rock? Do you text your neighbors? Are we ruining everything in a futile attempt to make it better?
  
  Prologue - NFL Wife Guys
  S1 - On Buttrock
  S2 - Texts From Your Neighbors
  S3 - Refining the fun right out
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Tiger’s back! No, like his back hurts
  
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• E155. Top 25 Most Rewatchable Movies, Cobra Kai, Coach ‘Em Up

  Jan 14th 2021

  Look at the topic progression this week! The world’s most rewatchable movies, a review of a series based on a rewatchable movie featuring dads and coaching, and then a full blown discussion on coaching success. Now that’s what I call linear growth! Exactly what coach likes to see!
  
  Prologue - Chris is being Eggstra
  S1 - Top 25 Most Rewatchable Movies
  S2 - Cobra Kai
  S3 - Critical Coaching Criteria
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Who do you trust to give you a shot?
  
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• E154. Lewd Town Names, New Tattoos, Top 20 Movies of the ‘10s

  Jan 8th 2021

  It’s been quite a week, so we’re going to do our best to give you something else to think about with an old favorite, a look ahead to fresh ink, and a look back at old celluloid.
  
  Prologue - Life Altering Gifts
  S1 - Lewdest Town Names by State
  S2 - First Time Tattoo Recommendations
  S3 - Top 20 Movies of the 2010s
  The Stupidest Things Ever Said
  OT - Too Hot For the Pod?
  
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• E153. Xmas Roundup, WW84, Hilarious Baldwin

  Dec 31st 2020

  We end the decade not with a bang, but with quiet repose. Join us for a grab bag from the week that was the fifty-second of this awful year, and get ready for nothing to change just because the calendar flips!
  
  Prologue - In the Age of Sing King
  S1 - Christmas Roundup
  S2 - WW84
  S3 - Hilarious Baldwin
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - Wash Your Hair
  
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• E152. Elite Christmas Animated Fare, Christmas Music Idiosyncrasies, Santa's Secret Identity

  Dec 24th 2020

  It’s the 2on3 2020 Christmas Special! A feast for your ears with our favorites for your eyes, ruminations on the true meaning of those Christmas songs, and a final unmasking of who, exactly, is Santa Claus.
  
  Prologue - It’s Charlie Woods, Y’all
  S1 - Top 5 Christmas Animated Features
  S2 - Christmas Music Double Takes
  S3 - Is Guy Fieri Santa Claus?
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - The Gashlycrumb Tinies
  
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• E151. Pandemic Sports, Thumbs Up Yours, Happy Chanooka

  Dec 17th 2020

  This week we’re handing out grades for various sports organizations’ pandemic palliations, examining the complex nature of emoji speak, and then listening to a famous person read aloud a word he’s clearly never heard said. Impressions for livin’ in the OT.
  
  Prologue - Cruise Out of Control
  S1 - Grading the Sports World’s pandemic performance
  S2 - Thumbs Up or Eff You?
  S3 - Happy Chanooka from Smokey Robinson
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - Pass the stuffing to the alright alright alright
  
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• E150. Top 10 2020 TV, The Moron Chronicles, Overreacting Internet

  Dec 10th 2020

  We begin to take stock of the year that was in 2020, and do so in a way that might help you get through the remaining months of waiting for a vaccine (we're recommending the TV shows again). Then it's a new semi-recurring segment about the misadventures of the overmatched before we wrap up with the twitterati being overreactive on social media.
  
  Prologue - The 8 Year Old Con Artist
  S1 - Top 10 TV Shows of 2020
  S2 - The Moron Chronicles
  S3 - Getting Yelled At On The Internet
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - Meecro-wahvay
  
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• E149. The BTS ARMY, Top 5 Post-Kill One Liners, Calculating Your Covid Risk

  Dec 3rd 2020

  Whether your government deems you special enough to be kept out of harm’s way, you’ve already been in harm’s way and your assailant is tough-talking your corpse, or you simply want to know exactly how much harms’ way you’re willing to endure, we’ve got you covered this week.
  
  Prologue - Bad Seahawks Beats
  S1 - BTS gets a deferral
  S2 - Top 5 Post-Kill Movie One-Liners
  S3 - Your COVID Contraction Odds
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - Celebrity Boxing League
  
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• E148. T-Day Dinner By The Numbers, Top 5 Pre-Kill One Liners, United States of Pron

  Nov 26th 2020

  It’s a 2on3 Thanksgiving special! We’re using data to breakdown your dinner, providing some post-meal entertainment, and then setting you up from some quality solo time to finish off your night. Have a happy and safe holiday!
  
  Prologue - The Gobbler Pizza
  S1 - The Ultimate Thanksgiving Dinner by the numbers
  S2 - Top 5 Pre-Kill Movie One-Liners
  S3 - Divided States of Pron
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - The Luck Log
  
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• E147. Throwback Theme Song Championship (with @brianschwartz04)

  Nov 19th 2020

  This week our good friend and for this week, producer, Brian Schwartz brings a carefully crafted Throwback Theme Song bracket for us to debate. Come along and turn the channel by hand and smell the nostalgia (it smells like wood paneling).
  
  Prologue - Honorable mentions and bracketology
  S1/S2/S3 - The Throwback Theme Song Championship!
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  
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• E146. Top Thanksgiving Sides, Plot Shop, When to Bend the Rules of Golf

  Nov 12th 2020

  This week we’re embracing a Masters week unlike any other, because it’s in November! To that end we’re looking ahead to both this month’s special meal and special golf, sandwiched around an all-new Plot Shop. Roll your dough and roll your putts, and stick this in your ears.
  
  Prologue - When your kids want someone else
  S1 - Top Thanksgiving Sides by State
  S2 - Plot Shop: Sea of Mink
  S3 - The Reasonable Man’s Rules of Golf
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - The Masters
  
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• E145. Body Swap Stack Rank, Workplace Passive Aggression

  Nov 6th 2020

  This week we’re pretending to be other people as we recap an emotional Halloween, stack rank some body swap movies, and then look at your passive aggression toward your office mates. Then it’s a full on political discussion in the OT, which is why we put it at the end.
  
  Prologue - This is Halloween, everybody scream (or cry)
  S1/S2 - Body Swap Stack Rank
  S3 - Workplace Passive Aggression
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - American Electoral Politics
  
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• E144. Top 5 Spooky Movies, Favorite Candy by State, Birthday Vocabulary

  Oct 29th 2020

  Halloween is but a scant two moons nigh! After we affirmed Snickers’ crown as the King of Candy last week, we’re going to stick with the spooky season content with some movies to get you in the spooky mood, movie candy to go along with it, and then we say goodbye to October and vocabulary of our birthdays
  
  Prologue - Adult costumes? What say you?
  S1 - Top 5 Spooky Movies
  S2 - Favorite Candy by State
  S3 - New Words from the Year of Your Birth
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - What kinda voter are you?
  
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• E143. The King of Candy Bracket (with @ChrisMaierBC)

  Oct 22nd 2020

  It’s nearly Halloween and it’s time to crown the King of Candy. We bring in Chris Maier (host of Our Liner Notes, among others) to be our deciding bracket vote and to educate us on the weird Canadian candy you’ve never heard of. Vote along and then stick around for a discussion on actual voting.
  
  Prologue - Don’t blame the kids
  S1/S2/S3 - King of Candy Bracket
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - Voting for something that matters
  
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• E142. Plot Shop, Dumb Kids, Federer-Nadal (No, Djoke)

  Oct 15th 2020

  A brand new recurring segment debuts this week with a signature weird 2on3 drop! Enjoy us workshopping a plot before we move on to our favorite type of relatable content (dummies on the internet), before taking the temperature of the Tennis GOAT debate. Onward!
  
  Prologue - The right kind of NFL politics
  S1 - Plot Shop: DB Cooper v. The Undead
  S2 - Dumb things kids believe
  S3 - Federer-Nadal (No thanks, Novak)
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - Low stakes, but stress anyway
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E141. All-Time Director All-Time Faves, 4 Movies We Love More Than You, AFI 100 Quotes Quiz II

  Oct 8th 2020

  We’re a movie podcast this week as we dig into the portfolio of some of the all time greats, identify movies we love that you might not, and then Chris gets to flex his mimicry muscles while Ty does his best to guess what movie the quote came from.
  
  Prologue - Just Give Us The Movies
  S1 - All-Time Director Faves and Unloveds
  S2 - 4 Movies We Like More Than Anyone Else
  S3 - AFI 100 Quotes Quiz II
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - LFG, Moisturizer Pumps, EVH Eternal Solo
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E140. Perfect Plates, Half-baked Lifehacks III, Hyperbolic Cold Twitter Takes

  Oct 1st 2020

  Welcome to Rocktober! This is both of your hosts’ birthday month, and we’re starting with a discussion on celebratory belly fills, before returning to the lifehack well and offering medium-spicy twitter takes. It gets a little heavy in the OT, but such are the times.
  
  Prologue - Ty goes back to 1st Grade
  S1 - Birthday Dinner & Perfect Bites
  S2 - Half-Baked Lifehacks III
  S3 - Hyperbolic Cold Twitter Takes
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - An excerpt from the memoirs of Ted Heath
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E139. B.A.D. US Open, Favorite Fincher Films, Emmy Who Care-s

  Sep 24th 2020

  Did you hear that there was a Golf Major won by a muscle bound freak? Well, you have now! Then we’ve got some movie rankings and the influence of the Emmys to cleanse your palate.
  
  Prologue - WAP for Parents
  S1 - The BAD US Open
  S2 - Favorite Fincher Films
  S3 - Emmy-who Care-is
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - It’s cheesepie and putting from the rough
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E138. 14 Signs He's Ready for Marriage, Half-Baked Lifehacks II, United State Stereotypes

  Sep 17th 2020

  What’s better than a friend that will help you solve a tricky problem and put a smile on your face while doing it? Two friends, doing it in 30 minutes. More curated wisdom for you this week:
  
  Prologue - Refrigerator Madness!
  S1 - 14 Signs He Wants to Marry You
  S2 - Half-baked Lifehacks II
  S3 - State Stereotype Quiz
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - Brush up on your tech skills
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E137. (with @brianschwartz04) Making the Band: Drum & Bass, Guitars & Vox, I'm with the Band II

  Sep 10th 2020

  Brian’s back, so you know it’s a music show! We shamelessly rip off Our Liner Notes (@olinernotes) and Chris & Brian make their own Super Groups before another addition of everyone’s favorite music guessing game, I’m with the Band!
  
  Prologue - Catching up and wrapping up Summer with Brian
  S1 - Drum & Bass
  S2 - Guitars & Vox
  S3 - I’m with the Band II
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT - Chris’s relationship with phone numbers
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E136. Half-baked Lifehacks, Perfect Bites, The Batman/Joker Binary

  Sep 4th 2020

  We’ve built up a bit of a backlog of the trivial, so come along this week for a lighthearted clearinghouse of sorts.
  
  Prologue - We met up with @ReasonsAre, and a bee attack breaks out
  S1 - Half-baked Lifehacks
  S2 - The Perfect Bites of Restaurant Food
  S3 - All Actors are a Batman or a Joker
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Kevin Kisner will spot you 68 strokes
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E135. Incredible But Disappointing, Best Fictional Golf Swings, Getting Fat on Gig Work

  Aug 27th 2020

  Chris is logging on to promote his OnlyFans but before we get to that, we're going to talk about golf, both real and fictional.
  
  Prologue - Macauley Culkin is 40: let's talk about Kevin McAllister
  S1 - This Week in Golf
  S2 - Best Fictional Golf Swings
  S3 - Erotic Weight Gain
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Gotta get that RUSH
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E134. Conspiracy Week! Sesame Street, Music Superstars, Bigfoot

  Aug 20th 2020

  We're "celebrating" the arrival of bona fide QAnons in Congress with a look at some of the less threatening and more light-hearted entertainment conspiracies one might stumble across on the bowels of this internet.
  
  Prologue - Driver's Ed
  S1 - Sesame Street Conspiracies
  S2 - Superstar Musician Conspiracies
  S3 - BIGFOOT
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Regulate our Capitalism, PLEASE!
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E133. PGA Championship, Pro Jocking, Roadside Americana

  Aug 13th 2020

  Chris returns from with more tales of bad golf parenting before we turn to the most recently completed major. Then it's time for a tour of dated Americana.
  
  Prologue - Tales of the Washington Junior Golf Championship
  S1 - PGA Championship 2020
  S2 - Would You Loop?
  S3 - Roadside Americana
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - When to confront your neighbors
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E132. We're up to (MTV's) The Challenge (with @joshuatufts and @gthanrahan)

  Aug 6th 2020

  Ty is joined by Josh (@joshuatufts) and first time guest Gordie (@gthanrahan) to give a patented 2on3 Good/Better/How treatment to MTV’s The Challenge. You’ll love it too after spending this time with us, and stop looking at us like that!
  
  Prologue - What drew you to The Challenge, a story of romance
  S1 - What Works
  S2 - What’s Not So Great
  S3 - Let’s Make It Better
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - The Challenge QuizBowl
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E131. Animal Gangs, Survival Loadouts, Too Handsome Men

  Jul 31st 2020

  We decided after 130 Episodes that it might make sense to tell you right in the title what the topics are for the week, rather than asking you to decode a cryptic quote. Better, worse? Who knows! Anyway, this week...
  
  Prologue - To reply or RT, that is the question
  S1 - Becoming a War Lord of the Animal Kingdom
  S2 - Island Survival Kits
  S3 - Not Off-Puttingly Handsome, according to the reply gals of Twitter
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - The "Scourge" of Underwear?
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E130. No Eating Out, Beating Bobby Flay, Ali Wong's Asian Restaurant Guide

  Jul 23rd 2020

  Chris is HONGRY this week after doing 4 months of Quarantine Kitchen on Facebook (follow him!), and he really wants to tell you about it. He also misses eating out so we’re talking about what restaurants we miss most and Ali Wong’s guide to Asian eating.
  
  Prologue - Kids golf and bad sports parents
  S1 - Longing for Eating Out
  S2 - Can you Beat Bobby Flay?
  S3 - Ali Wong’s guide to Asian Restaurants
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Pascal’s Wager, but for COVID
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E129. "A 12 Year Old Boy's Search for One-Eyed Willy" (A Goonies Breakdown)

  Jul 16th 2020

  It’s the 35th Anniversary of Goonies and we’re here to decide if it’s really as good as you remember, or if perhaps your childhood brain was fascinated with the search for One-Eyed Willy (or, as he was meant to be a Spanish pirate, Guillermo el Tuerto). Come along with us and save the Goondocks.
  
  Prologue - Actually, Goonies is (not) bad?
  S1 - What’s Good
  S2 - What Could be Better
  S3 - Makin’ it Better and Makin’ a Sequel
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Political Consumerism and it gets TENSE!
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E128. IMDB Top 50 & Best Similar, NFL v. Hollywood Salaries, Xfinity Guide Quiz

  Jul 9th 2020

  Not only are we still in some form of lockdown, but here in the Northwest, the Summer weather has been late to arrive. Translation: we’re spending a lot of time in the house, watching TV. So that’s what we’ve got this week!
  
  Prologue - Taking a Vacation? In this climate?
  S1 - You’ve seen that, now watch this
  S2 - NFL player or Hollywood star?
  S3 - Let Xfinity be your Guide
  Double Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Traditional retail in the time of COVID-19
  
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E127. Single v. Married Pandemic Strategy, Living in the Retro-Future, Dystopia Would Your Rather!

  Jul 2nd 2020

  Ty has recovered from his bout with ennui and he’s back to combat his existential dread. We’re turning an eye to the retro futurism of our current predicament to decide how we might have handled it differently on a personal level, and to figure out which version of our dystopian future is most appealing.
  
  Prologue - What do you mean I can’t order it?
  S1 - How does 25 Year Old you behave in the pandemic
  S2 - An examination of the pandemic’s creation of retro-futurism
  S3 - Would You Rather, Dystopia Edition
  Double Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Free Gifts in your New Home
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E126. (with @JoshuaTufts) Sports Parenting, Alternate Movie Universes, AFI 100 Best Movie Quotes Quiz

  Jun 25th 2020

  Josh steps in for Ty this week to join Chris on a journey of Seattle’s CHOP before turning their eyes to their failures as fathers. Then it's a hard pivot into being a movie podcast, and don’t forget to stick around for Dirty Dad Jokes of The Week.
  
  Prologue - CHOP it to me, CHAZ
  S1 - Tie one hand behind your back, child
  S2 - Alternate Movie Universe
  S3 - The AFI 100 Best Movie Quotes Quiz
  Dirty Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Living Single
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E125. Predictive Modeling, Loaded Colleges, Sports Spelling Bee

  Jun 18th 2020

  We’re modeling our best behavior as we wonder about the value of predictive modeling, marvel at the model of college recruiting, and become bewildered at all the Z’s in your last name.
  
  Prologue - You can’t catch COVID if you think it’s over
  S1 - Model(ing) Behavior
  S2 - All-Time loaded college campuses
  S3 - You can spell it
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Your personal brand, Orgasm candles
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E124. A Jury of Your Peers?, How Hard Should You Try?, What's in a Name?

  Jun 12th 2020

  Chris is back and we’re here to maximize his potential. Your effort, after all, is all you can control. Maybe everyone could just try a little harder? Cops, Athletes, Marketers, and one enterprising man who doesn't understand how money works.
  
  Prologue - It’s gas that inspects your eyes for tears
  S1 - Policing the Police
  S2 - Striving for Greatness, or Striving for Comfort
  S3 - What’s in a Name?
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Skweezy Jibbs great nugget adventure
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E123. (with @Neckfat Matt) The Comedy Oscars, Saxing You Up, All-Time Sports Rewatches

  Jun 4th 2020

  Chris is off this week and we bring back our friend Chicago Matt to serve as both co-host and producer! Let's shake out his brain for content.
  
  Prologue - Snack Bracket Reactions
  S1 - The Comedy Oscars
  S2 - Saxing Up Pop Music
  S3 - All Time Sports Rewatches
  DJOTW
  OT - Breaking Quarantine for Justice

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• E122.5 - BONUS Episode with 7 Days A Geek!

  Jun 1st 2020

  In this extra special crossover episode, we hand the reigns of our show over to Jason the Angry Ginger (@s7daysageek) and he serves as host to our guests.
  
  The first thing he did was chuck the timer. Let's get into it.
  
  S1 Double Dipp’n The Double Dippers. (What’s It Mean)
  
  S2 Afterlife Database Revisited (For the First Time)
  
  S3 The Battle of Bruce Willis-A Tournament
  
  Bonus: A Dad Joke Off

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• E122. Best Recurring TV Characters, Dick Flicks, Everybody's Trying to Make Out with ScarJo

  May 28th 2020

  As the world’s last channel surfer, Chris has got some important TV & Movie takes to share straight off the cable box. We’ve got nostalgia, scientific analysis, and pattern recognition, but it’s way more entertaining that it sounds.
  
  Prologue - Suck Of v. Suck On
  S1 - TV’s Best Recurring Characters
  S2 - The Data Science defining Chick v. Dick Flicks
  S3 - Who wants to make out with ScarJo?
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Homeschooling struggles
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E121. US State Highlights, US State Lowlights, Making Sense of Nicknames

  May 21st 2020

  It’s graduation season and we’ve got superlatives, both good and bad, for these United States of America. We don’t let Europe get away without a little scrutiny as well. Then we turn to the English language and how your ear may not match your mouth and how that screws up the way you name your kids.
  
  Prologue - Peers with the pool pee-ers
  S1 - Superlatives for the States
  S2 - Ignominy for the same
  S3 - An is a trash ass indefinite article
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Leg hair close ups, The Match II
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E120. Your VC Backdrop, Food Delivery Needs, Horror Villain Draft

  May 14th 2020

  This week we’re looking over your shoulder: at your video call background, into your food delivery choices, and who might be sneaking up on you with a knife! Also Chris goes in on MJ in the OT.
  
  Prologue - Protecting your hot mom
  S1 - Rating your Zoom Room
  S2 - Food deliver-eee!
  S3 - Not all killers are serial
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Don’t be like Mike
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  
  

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• E119. Celebrity Birthday Mortality, Querying the Afterlife Database, Where's the Beef?

  May 8th 2020

  Usually we have beef to discuss, but this week, we take a look at what we’re going to do without it. We start with a look at the lighter side of mortality and introspection before turning to alternative food sources to stave off death for a few more years.
  
  Prologue - The line is the line, dummy
  S1 - Celebrity birthdays that hit that mortality nerve
  S2 - Afterlife Database: What records would you pull?
  S3 - Where’s the Beef
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Shedding shameful movie tears
  
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E118. Mask-On, Flattening the Impact of Fame, ABC Ya Later

  Apr 30th 2020

  Put your homemade mask on and drink your White Claw in the car to join us on the exploration of the soon to be contemporary culture of sneeze guards and masks everywhere, the decline of the modern celebrity, and a remix to an old classic so it’s not just Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
  
  Prologue - If Chris moves too much, he can’t move
  S1 - The masks we wear
  S2 - Flattening your media influence
  S3 - ABCs (The Remix)
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - On-camera Happy Hours
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  “ABCs” by Patti LaBelle
  

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• E117. (with Chicago Matt @Neckfat) "Tell me about the Cream Pie" - A Definite Snack Bracket

  Apr 23rd 2020

  If there’s ever been a guilt free time to eat your feelings, now is that time. We’re here this week, along with our buddy Chicago Matt, to break down the Ultimate Quarantine Snack Bracket. 32 delicious tongue tinglers vie for your late night attention, and we want to be sure you spend those moments wisely. Come along with us on the road to waistline ruin.
  
  Prologue - Snack Bracket Methodology
  S1/S2/S3 - The Quarantine Snack Bracket
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - But what about the crumbs?
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E116. All-time Cold Takes, Permanent COVID changes, Inventing New Sports

  Apr 16th 2020

  Here to stay or gone tomorrow? That’s the question we raise as we start to wonder about how our lives have been permanently impacted by SARS-CoV-2. We do a little all time bad take table setting before we start to get creative about what’s in the pipeline in both your bathroom and on the sportsball courts.
  
  Prologue - The metaphysics of sealife: can fish fly and are crabs astronauts?
  S1 - All time bad fad takes
  S2 - The permanence of change
  S3 - What “sports” would you watch?
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Sweatpants Etiquette, Trump is always on brand
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  “Let Me In I’m Tryna Fuck” by Marc Rebillet @marcrebillet
  

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• E115. Lockdown TV Binges, How to bring back sports, Days of Our COVID Lives

  Apr 9th 2020

  We turn our eyes to brighter skies and talk about both coping mechanisms and what we need to dig our way out as we enter Week 6 of Quarantine. Mario faces a hard truth in the OT.
  
  Prologue - In the Style of Trump, and why no ñ?
  S1 - Binge Worthy
  S2 - Sports in Isolation
  S3 - COVID-19 demands coordination
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Let it go, Mario
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E114. Places to live/work, First-Last-Best-Worst Sporting Venue, Top 5 Athletes who retired early

  Apr 2nd 2020

  Chris returns this week and we engage with the return of fun social media to give you (and us) a break from The Rona (after we do a Coronavirus update, of course). Play along with us @2on3pod
  
  Prologue - Sanity Check
  S1 - Places We’ve Lived
  S2 - First, Last, Best, and Worst Stadiums/Arenas/Ballparks
  S3 - Our Top 5 Athletes whose peaks we never got to see
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - No video selfies, and “Covid-19” in the style of Dexy’s Midnight Runners
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E113. (with Matt @ReasonsAre) 2020 Summer Movie Preview, Doing Business in Coronavirus, Things that got stuck

  Mar 26th 2020

  Matt (@ReasonsAre) is in for Chris this week, and he’s got breaking news as well as offering an update on his own isolation before we dig into some healthy distractions for your time away from others. We’re doing movies, a little bit of societal shift, and what not to get stuck inside your body while you’re stuck inside.
  
  Prologue - Reasons Are back?
  S1 - Streaming a la Tomatometer
  S2 - What’s on the other side of COVID-19?
  S3 - Don’t put that in you
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Don’t put that in your mouth!
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E112. The Lockdown Effect, Government Coronavirus Response, Sports Alternatives

  Mar 19th 2020

  In the immortal words of Cardi B, “Coronavirus! It’s getting real! Shit is getting real!” For us, it’s been real for a while, but watching the world react gives us cause to look inward as we look outward and break down the instability we’re living through.
  
  Prologue - Don’t touch that!
  S1 - Cabin Fever
  S2 - The societal response, vis a vis the media
  S3 - Live sports alternatives
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - A fond farewell
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E111. Coronavirus Around the World, Apocalypse Prepping, Best/Worst Sports Logos

  Mar 12th 2020

  Shit’s getting real, folks. We’re talking pandemic, but not just panic, of course, but the reasons why and what we might need to survive. We’ve got some lighter content at the end just to make sure we’ve got a little diversion of thought for you as well.
  
  Prologue - No school? Home school.
  S1 - Coronavirus writ large
  S2 - Isolation Survival Strategies
  S3 - Who designed these logos?
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Consumer & TV PSAs
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E110. It's a Pandemic, Rise of Skywalker Revisit, Time Management on the Internet

  Mar 5th 2020

  It’s a nexus of existential crises this week and we’re going to wade right into the thick of it. Don’t worry, we’ve got some Star Wars mixed in to keep things light. Plus, things aren’t ever as bad as they seem. Right? Right? RIGHT? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL US EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE OKAY!
  
  Prologue - Too old to walk too much
  S1 - THREATS TO HUMANITY
  S2 - Revisiting the Rise of Skywalker
  S3 - Most of what you’re going to read today is pointless
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - New Batmobile, More 80s Music, Condiment Innovation
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E109. Heavyset Athletes, Heavyweight Boxers, Heavy-handed Hyperbole

  Feb 27th 2020

  From the surprisingly light on their feet to surprisingly maladroit speech, we’re breaking down the fighting performance of our favorite less-than-adonis athletes, a literal fight between Dr. Octagonecologyst and the Gypsy King, and the war of words present in both the Democratic debate and in the promos of your favorite wrestling superstars. Fight the good fight in Episode 109.
  
  Prologue - The fear of civic duty
  S1 - Favorite ‘fat’ athletes
  S2 - The Heavyweight Champion of the World
  S3 - Fighting for your vote
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Dinnertime Table Tennis
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E108. One-Star Seven Wonders, Mindblowing Facts, Best of AITA

  Feb 21st 2020

  It's a snapshot of society in Episode 108 as we lean on the front page of the internet to sample some one star reviews of the World's Seven Wonders, Fact-check some Fun Facts, and help you decide if you're the @$$#0!e. Not YOU, of course
  
  Prologue - Vacation or nah?
  S1 - One Star, Seven Wonders
  S2 - Fact-checking fun facts
  S3 - AITA
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - 2on3 Restaurant Update
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E107. (with @JoshuaTufts) The Iconic Keanu Bracket

  Feb 13th 2020

  With a new Bill & Ted, a new Matrix, AND a new John Wick in post-production, actively filming, and announced, respectively, it’s time to take a walk in the clouds of Keanu Reeves’ past performances and decide what reigns supreme. @JoshuaTufts joins us as tiebreaker and hosts a round of #Known4 in the OT!
  
  Prologue - The Playdate Business Card
  S1/S2/S3 - The Iconic Keanu Bracket
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - #Known4: Keanu Reeves
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E106. The Karaoke Manifesto

  Feb 6th 2020

  Two sing along veterans lay down the ground rules for a good time at the karaoke bar. You gotta have a plan, folks.
  
  Prologue - The Maligned Business Dad
  S1 - Karaoke Commandments
  S2 - Adapting to the Audience
  S3 - Horror Stories, Success Stories, Shoutouts
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Redlining the Social Contract: Resort Tipping
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E105. (with Evan Johnsen) Making Golf a Family Affair, PGA Season Preview, 2020 PGA Convention

  Feb 1st 2020

  With Ty away on business, Chris welcomes in Director of Instruction for The First Tee of Greater Seattle to talk about all the different aspects of golf, including the key role Otter Pops and Donut Holes play in the learning process.
  
  Prologue - Welcome Evan!
  S1 - Growing the Game
  S2 - 2020 Major Predictions and Favorite Northwest Courses
  S3 - The 2020 PGA Show and the rise of CBD
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Kobe’s long shadow
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E104. Tainted Life, Local Government, Would You Rather?

  Jan 24th 2020

  We’re taking chances this week. We wonder about the line for second chances when you’re truly and actually canceled, Chris gets a chance to influence local lodging policy, and we see what kind of chances we’re willing to take with another installment of Would You Rather. Come along and take a chance on us.
  
  Prologue - Dad Stuck In Time
  S1 - Canceled Comebacks
  S2 - Chris the Legislator
  S3 - Would You Rather
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - No bush league basketbrawling
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  “Subdivisions” by Rush
  

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• E103. Status Candles, Meg-xiting Your Family, Snowed In Seattle

  Jan 16th 2020

  Sometimes you find a dyad in the pop culture force and have no choice but to explore its depths. The confluence of news stories about candles (Royal Wedding accoutrement & Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina, respectively) have forced our hand. Spark one up and join us as we find out what scents are worth spending for. Stick around to hear about how the kids are winning and for some genuflection at the altar of Neil Peart.
  
  Prologue - French Fry Guy
  S1 - The Scent of Status
  S2 - Megxiting Your Family
  S3 - Seattle’s Snow Sadness
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - RIP to Neil Peart
  
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  “Subdivisions” by Rush
  

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• E102. (with Matt @ReasonsAre) Babu Frikin-A (A Rise of Skywalker Breakdown)

  Jan 9th 2020

  We’re back! We’re joined by our resident Star Wars opinion-haver Matt (@ReasonsAre) for a breakdown of Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker. Spoilers, of course (it’s been a month, go see it already).
  
  Prologue - Star Wars Gifts
  S1 - What Works
  S2 - PROBLEMS
  S3 - Makin’ it better
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Binge Watch Updates and Recommendations
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  "Toss a Coin To Your Witcher" (Epic Metal Cover by Skar Productions) Original song by Sonya Belousova and Giona Ostinelli.

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• E101. (with Jay @s7evendaysageek) The Best of Michael Bay Bracket

  Dec 19th 2019

  Cut to the chase scene in Episode 101 where we welcome Jay the Angry Ginger (@s7evendaysageek) as the swing vote in our Michael Bay bracket, inspired by Bay's recent manic Netflix release, 6 Underground. Jay hangs for a full 30 minutes and we determine the definitive Baysterpiece.
  
  Prologue - Love, Actually drives us to drink
  S1/S2/S3 - The Bay Bracket
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Left out in the rain for the holidays
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E100. First World Problems, America's Internet Guys, Roasting Your Children

  Dec 12th 2019

  We made it! It's Episode 100 and our friends are here to celebrate our self-indulgence! Indulging is what we're doing this week as we share our #firstworldproblems, introduce you to the Guys of the World, and relive childhood roastings along with Twitter. A Crisis looms in the OT.
  
  Prologue - Happy 100 from our podfriends
  S1 - First World Problems
  S2 - City Guys of the World
  S3 - The Cruelty of Parents
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - A Crisis of Infinite Shows
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E99. 80s Bands Back on Tour, Old Number 1s, Trailer Park

  Dec 5th 2019

  Episode 99 looks back to go forward as we examine the staying power of the world’s top touring musicians and our willingness to buy a ticket to see any of them, the tyranny of nostalgia in the form of 17-year-old Billie Eilish, and dive back into the trailer park to look at Black Widow, Bond, and Star Wars 9.
  
  Prologue - Maybe she wanted the Peleton
  S1 - The Crüe is back on tour?
  S2 - Billie Eilish doesn’t know Van Halen, but do you?
  S3 - Trailer Park: Black Widow, Bond, Star Wars!
  Double Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - The people you meet at the movies
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E98. Chris's European Adventure, Alan Moore Cinema Takes, Plot Wholes (Alt. Movie Synopses)

  Nov 21st 2019

  Episode 98 travels to the birthplace of cinema for an update on Chris’s attempt to get some wurst mit seiner brezel, before turning our attention to bad movie takes and bad movie descriptions. We also cover televised flatulence and affable obnoxiousness, so come laugh along and lache mit deinen freunden!
  
  Prologue - Unjust Flatulence Prosecution
  S1 - Chris’s European Adventures
  S2 - Alan Moore’s got more cinema takes
  S3 - Plot Wholes - your alternate movie synopses
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - The First Class Adventures of Superfan 45
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E97. (with Matt @ReasonsAre) Disney Plus What, Outer Rim Merchandise, Rare VHS Collection

  Nov 14th 2019

  Episode 97 features a European cameo from Chris, but is co-hosted by Matt from the Basement. We let Disney pull us through the looking glass into the world of home video nostalgia, as we break down the impact of Disney+, evaluate the world’s best and worst Star Wars officially licensed merchandise, and gawk at the prices of supposedly collectible VHS tapes.
  
  Prologue - The Youth Sports Draft
  S1 - Disney plus what, exactly?
  S2 - The Outer Rim of Star Wars Merch
  S3 - Rare and Expensive VHS
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Ow, my balls!
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E96. Angry Teens, Specializing in Sports, Giving up on Thanksgiving

  Nov 7th 2019

  Episode 96 offers a seasonal survival guide as the gloom of winter approaches. Dealing with your unhappy and rapidly maturing children, getting them involved in some after school activities the right way, and readying yourself for the familial and ecological impact of Thanksgiving are all here. Bathroom boundaries and innovations in the OT.
  
  Prologue - This is 40/50
  S1 - Suddenly Surly Susan
  S2 - Making renaissance children
  S3 - Your Holidays are ruining the planet
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Get out of here, I’m in the bathroom!
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E95. (with @JoshuaTufts) Facebook brainwashing, Networking in Person, #KNOWN4, an IMDB Known For Game

  Oct 31st 2019

  Episode 95 welcomes in our good friend Joshua Tufts (@joshuatufts) to help us cope with networking; whether we’re begging for Halloween candy, being embarrassed by our parents on the internet, giving credit where it’s due, and divining what makes an actor famous.
  
  Prologue - This is Halloween
  S1 - Facebook, but for Boomers
  S2 - Giving credit where it’s due
  S3 - Ya Know Me! An IMDb Known For Game
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Quik Drop Update!
  
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  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E94. (with @PhilAustin01) An Oral History of The Copper Kings, Songwriting Tips, #OnTheRecord (a Musical Quiz Game)

  Oct 24th 2019

  Episode 94 welcomes Phil Austin (@philaustin01) to the show where he and Chris talk about their shared musical past coinciding with the 10th Anniversary of their record, The Copper Kings "Hellos and Goodbyes." They also explore the songwriting process and play a little game which you will also love to play along with. After this one, you'll be longing to start your own garage band!
  
  Prologue - Phil me up
  S1 - Copper Kings Oral History
  S2 - How's your songwriting?
  S3 - On The Record
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Nurturing your children's musical inclinations
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Disarray” (Live) by The Copper Kings
  

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• E93. (with Kristin @kmaemaier) BH902on310 (Beverly Hills 90210 Then and Now)

  Oct 17th 2019

  Episode 93 welcomes in Kristin Maier (@kmaemaier, @hwywhoney) to indulge Ty and go long on the Beverly Hills, 90210 revival. We disagree a lot more than I think we expected! We bookend it with discussion on the original series, so grab your Beverly Hills Beach Club polo and your botox and listen along!
  
  Prologue - Kristin’s Beefs and our relationship to the original 90210 run
  S1 - What Works
  S2 - What Doesn’t
  S3 - What’s Next
  Dad (Mom) Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Testing Kristin’s knowledge of the original Beverly Hills, 90210
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
  See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com
  Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com
  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E92. Familial Happiness Quotient, May-December Hollywood, Big Casino Data

  Oct 10th 2019

  Episode 92 stares down the barrel of mortality, as one of your hosts celebrates a milestone birthday and the other has one looming. We make ourselves feel better by getting our hardcore data analysis on. In 2019, that means interpreting numbers into pretty pictures!
  
  Prologue - Ty’s a man, he’s 40!
  S1 - What Big Data says about your familial happiness
  S2 - What Big Data says about May/December Actors/Actresses
  S3 - What Casinos are doing with your Big Data
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - More bad HS football, the scourge of Dry Shampoo
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
  See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com
  Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com
  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E91. (with @AlexMyers3 of Golf Digest) An Involuntary Bio Break

  Oct 3rd 2019

  Episode 91 welcomes in special guest Alex Myers (@alexmyers3), Senior Writer at Golf Digest! Alex and Chris talk booking podcasts, the wraparound schedule, Rory’s European Tour smack talk, what’s good at Chili’s, Bio Kim’s suspension, and more. Then, we talk about what they talked about!
  
  Prologue - Ty’s back from a vacation where everyone kissed his ass
  S1/2/3 - Chatting with Alex Myers
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Chatting about Alex Myers
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
  See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E90. (with @brianschwartz04) Ranking Hair Metal, Best Metal Solos, I'm With The Band

  Sep 26th 2019

  Episode 90 brings back our good buddy Brian Schwartz (@brianschwartz04), and you know what that means… now comes the part where we throw our heads back...and forward, and then back and forward again with our horn because we’re talking about metal!
  
  Prologue - The destiny of the functional tubist
  S1 - Rolling Stone doesn’t know anything about metal
  S2 - Favorite guitar solos
  S3 - I’m with the band?
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - When your high school football team sucks
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com
  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E89. Which is better, would you rather, did you know?

  Sep 19th 2019

  Prologue - It’s a young man’s game night
  S1 - Which is better (Two Movies, One Screen)
  S2 - Would you rather
  S3 - Did you know
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Capitalsolipsism
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E88. Costner v. Willis Career SHOWDOWN

  Sep 12th 2019

  Episode 88 is the Costner versus Willis clash you never knew you needed. Brought to you by our dear listeners, we break down their best work by category to determine a victor!
  
  Prologue - Drugs aren’t supposed to taste good
  S1/S2/S3 - Costner v. Willis Career Showdown!
  Best Bad Rewatchable Movie
  Best Movie with a Twist
  Best Movie about the Future
  Best Disjointed Timeline Movie
  Best Period Piece
  Best Movie in a Supporting Role
  Best Award Winning Film
  Best Kill Scene
  Best Worst Acting/Costume/Accent
  Best Hero
  Best Romance
  Best Western
  Best Thriller
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Get your chips in, more airplane shenans.
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E87. Parental Fitness Bias, 50/50/50, Buddy Movie Breakdown

  Sep 5th 2019

  Episode 87 is ready to work it out, so long as the workout just consists of talking about other people doing it.
  
  Prologue - Country club sports update (US Open Tennis)
  S1 - The implications of the impossibly fit parents
  S2 - Feats of endurance
  S3 - Workout Buddy...Movies
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Disposing of summer detritus
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E86. Rush at the Cinema, Geographic Life Expectancy, A Moment of Twitter Introspection

  Aug 29th 2019

  Episode 86 rushes to determine how long your life can last if you live in the right places and do the right things, for better or for worse.
  
  Prologue - Getting into the first day of school swing & getting IRL with internet friends
  S1 - Rush to the movies for music
  S2 - The State of your lifespan
  S3 - Workplace introspection
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - These are the parents in your neighborhood & unique swimming attire
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com
  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

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• E85. GOLF: Rules and Pace, Manufacturer's Cup, Commander in Cheat

  Aug 23rd 2019

  Episode 85 trains a keen eye on your sticks and balls, oh forget the jokes, we’re talking about golf, deal with it.
  
  Prologue - Media mythmaking and Nude Bruce Koopka
  S1 - Rules of golf and pace of play
  S2 - The Manufacturer’s Cup
  S3 - Commander in Cheat
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Introducing Madame X
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E84. Extended Family Vacation Strategy, Never-Ending Pasta Pass, Revolutionizing Protest

  Aug 15th 2019

  Episode 84 raises a fist to everyday tyranny, but really just tries to offer some coping strategies.
  
  Prologue - Chris’s back is back
  S1 - The quiet tyranny of extended family vacations
  S2 - The tyranny of the never ending pasta pass
  S3 - Revolutionizing protest and pulling the ripcord
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - DYK you can run Amazon reports? Tom Cruise 2020.
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E83. (with Matt @ReasonsAre) Water Parks, Modern Dating, Will Ty Watch It?

  Aug 8th 2019

  Episode 83 is missing a Chris, so per the bylaws, we replaced him with a Matt. Our good buddy Matt from The Basement (@reasonsare) joins Ty for a bit of a Reasons are Several revival, 2on3 style.
  
  Prologue - Matt’s gone to the dogs
  S1 - Water Park Pro Tips
  S2 - Sex Desk
  S3 - Will Ty Watch It?
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - NFL knuckles down and Kids have Questions
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E82. Celebrity Parenting, Disney Movies Hate Parents, Modern Age Gift Giving

  Aug 1st 2019

  Episode 82 is spending too much time with the kids, man. We just want to know if we’re doing it right, but don’t you dare tell us how.
  
  Prologue - Don’t message me “hi”
  S1 - Being a good sports parent
  S2 - Being a bad Disney parent
  S3 - Want a gift? Make a wishlist
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Coupon clipping at the pharmacy and the Morality of adult responsibility
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E81. The Video Limit, Children's Birthday Parties, Trailer Park

  Jul 25th 2019

  Episode 81 is recommending itself but requires only 39 minutes of your time at 1.5x, and we’re sensitive to that sort of thing.
  
  Prologue - Dabbling in Addiction
  S1 - The Obligation of Recommendation
  S2 - Parachutes & Trampolines
  S3 - Trailer Park: Cruise & Tarantino!
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - 7-11, Baby
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  “Top Gun Anthem” by Harold Faltermeyer
  

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• E80. Free Range Kids, Key Kid Skills, Neighborhood Security

  Jul 18th 2019

  “The Pain Receptors are All Full Up”
  
  Episode 80 stays close to home for the summer as we debate some of the proper techniques in summer-specific parenting - from both a permissive and instructive perspective - and in dealing with your neighbors. You know, real groundbreaking shit. Ty’s back and offers a triple dose of D’JOTW along with some stored up odds and ends in the OT.
  
  Prologue - Quik Drop dominance, the frailty of the human body
  S1 - Free Range v. Cage Free Kids
  S2 - Summer Skills - Bootcamp or Osmosis?
  S3 - Neighborhood Watch
  Super Size Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Another airplane oddity, Finished with Finish Line, and the right place to enjoy The Open Championship
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E79. (with @BrianSchwartz04): Small Town Rearing, We're In A Band, Top 10 Hair Guitarists

  Jul 11th 2019

  In Episode 79, we welcome Brian Schwartz from the All Things Podcast. We delve into the joys of growing up in a small town. We talk about playing in a rock band then wrap up by discussing SirusXM Hair Nation greatest guitarist list.
  
  Prologue: Brian, what happened to your podcast?
  S1: I was born in a small town
  S2: Garage Band dreams
  S3: Who really is the greatest hair metal guitarist?
  Dad Jokes of the Week
  OT: Personal Spinal Tap moments
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com
  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E78. Best Cameo Values, Names Of The Year, Weekend Wedding at Bernie's

  Jun 27th 2019

  Episode 78 wonders what’s in a name? We take a look at the who’s who of Cameo profiles, Congratulate Dr. Marijuana Pepsi and see how she stacks up in the 2019 Name Of The Year Bracket, and then examine some questionable medical practices.
  
  Prologue - Poop Eruption
  S1 - Rating the Celebrity shout out market
  S2 - Paging Dr. Pepsi/2019 NOTY
  S3 - Weekend at Bernies, but for your wedding
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Southwest Airlines, the city bus of the skies
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E77. (with Matt @ReasonsAre) Robot Danger Update, Sports Technology, GOLF!

  Jun 19th 2019

  Episode 77 brings in Matt (formerly of Reasons Are Several - @reasonsare) as we double up on the tech desk to see how close we are to robot annihilation this week and how we might be able to use technology in the interim to improve our sports experiences. Then we talk about golf for a while (the US Open and more) before wrapping things up with a little Father’s Day analysis.
  
  Prologue - The many iterations of slime
  S1 - Bosstown Dynamics and Ai-Da the Artist
  S2 - Hawkeye comes to the MLB, VAR should maybe leave the World Cup
  S3 - US Open and watching golf live v. on TV
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Sportswomanship in the modern age
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E76. Keanu Underrated, The Real Movie Villains, Video Game Conspiracies

  Jun 13th 2019

  Episode 76 wants to see how far the rabbit hole goes, as we take on a few things that aren’t always what they seem.
  
  Prologue - How does this math feel to you?
  S1 - Keanu, Underrated
  S2 - The Real Villains
  S3 - Video Game Conspiracy Theories
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Sportswomanship in the modern age
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
  See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com
  Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com
  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E75. Would You Rather, The Lies Parents Tell, Summer Vacationing

  Jun 6th 2019

  Episode 75 prepares for school to be out for summer by working on some strategies for engaging with and subtly manipulating your kids, as any dad worth his salt should!
  
  Prologue - Sharing your time
  S1 - Would you rather, 10 year old style
  S2 - Lies we tell our kids
  S3 - Traveling abroad with minors
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - The Cowboy Superhero, Listener Mail, Biological clownfish reality, and Hot Batman Takes
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com
  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E74. Join a Drinking Club, Ranking Movie Candy, GOAT Sports Movies

  May 30th 2019

  Episode 74 makes your pleasure our leisure.
  Prologue - Equal pay is great, but you get paid on the gate.
  S1 - BYOB at the club
  S2 - Best movie candies of all time
  S3 - The Sports Movie GOAT
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - You can’t call me and ask who I am! Don’t climb Mt. Everest
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
  See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com
  Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com
  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E73. Celebrating 20 Years of Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

  May 23rd 2019

  Episode 73 celebrates the 20th Anniversary of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom menace with a signature 2on3 Pod breakdown.
  S1 - What works
  S2 - What could be better
  S3 - And how
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Game of Thrones
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
  See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com
  Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com
  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E72. "Do us the courtesy of just shutting up" (An Avengers:Endgame Breakdown)

  May 16th 2019

  Episode 72 [AVENGERS: ENDGAME SPOILERS] We know that no other podcasts have done an Endgame episode so we’re here to fill your void. Hey, maybe you’ve heard it, but you haven’t heard it from us!
  S1 - What works
  S2 - What could be better
  S3 - And how
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - About 30 seconds on the PGA Championship Tiger Woods betting props - and check us out next week when we celebrate the 20th anniversary of Episode I.
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E71. (with Chris Maier @ChrisMaierBC) Music and the Perception of Time, Neighborhood Statecraft, Celebrity Criminals of the Future

  May 9th 2019

  Episode 71 features guest Chris Maier (@chrismaierbc)! We brought Chris in for his musical expertise and Canadian perspective on our normal observations of societal decay, as we attempt to become unstuck in time.
  Prologue - Welcome Chris, host of Our Liner Notes (@olinernotes), How Was Your Week Honey? (@HWYWHoney), and Speak Out Penticton (on CFUZ https://www.peachcityradio.org/programs/speakout/)
  S1 - Music is stuck in time
  S2 - Beyond the era of the neighborly pop-by
  S3 - Precognition on celebrity criminals of the future
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Baring it all in the workplace, and the perils of Air Traffic Control
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Email the show: holler@2on3pod.com
  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E70. Casual Environmentalism, Bedtime Biology, Best Movie Scenes: Women

  May 2nd 2019

  Episode 70 says just act casual.
  Prologue - Chris has a casual restroom encounter
  S1 - Casual environmentalism?
  S2 - Casual sleep habits
  S3 - Favorite scenes from favorite actresses, casually
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Goodbye and thanks (to our friends @ReasonsAre)
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E69. Being Nice to Strangers, Book to TV Visuals, Best Movies Scenes: Men

  Apr 25th 2019

  Episode 69 is a nice look at being nice, looking nice, and acting nice. Nice.
  S1 - Being nice to strangers
  S2 - Nice looks in TV and film adaptations
  S3 - Nicest scenes from our favorite actors
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - You’ve hurt yourself, again?!
  
  Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod
  See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee
  

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• E68. The Masters Recap, Dealing with Spoilers, Let's Get Triggered

  Apr 18th 2019

  Episode 68 gets triggered. Don’t spoil it! And certainly don't film it!
  S1 - Tiger triggers the tears
  S2 - Endgame of Thrones
  S3 - Cropdust bullying
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - The accidental pornographer
  
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• E67. Fahrenheit > Celcius, Avengers Bracket, Dinner at The Masters

  Apr 11th 2019

  Episode 67 is a measuring contest, as we get scientific, go head to head with superpowers, and critique your Masters menu.
  S1 - Scaling the scales
  S2 Double Size! - Avengers Bracket
  S3 - Masters Dinner Menus
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - We’ve got The Cure
  
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• E66. Ranking The Joker(s), Kuchar and Sergio, The Worst Space Mission

  Apr 4th 2019

  Episode 66 is some kinda joke. Jokers, golf jokers, and a joke of a space mission are all here for your amusement
  Prologue - It’s Mariners Baseball
  S1 - Into the Jokerverse
  S2 - The ballad of Sergio y Kuch
  S3 - Trashtronauts
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Workplace training videos, starring you
  
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• E65. Predatory Capitalism, Who You Are in Five Movies, Getting By on a Half-Million

  Mar 28th 2019

  Episode 65 is a movie podcast with a little bit of household budgeting built in. Who takes 3 vacations a year?!
  Prologue - Lightweight capitalistic fraud
  S1 - The five film tasting platter
  S2 - Zack Snyder’s back on his bullshit
  S3 - Household budgeting for Half-Millionaires
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Don’t creep on Dora and don’t kick a man’s broken leg!
  
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• E64. Work Ethic v. Innovation, Perception isn't Reality, Seattle is "Dying"

  Mar 21st 2019

  Episode 64 seeks to bring some toughness back to the discourse. We’re talking shiftless layabouts at home and abroad as well as our slide into authoritarianism, but we make jokes and end with some good tough guy fights!
  S1 - True Grit
  S2 - Perception is Reality
  S3 - Seattle is dying
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Golf etiquette, Slapfights
  
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• E63. These Adults Today, Operation Varsity Blues, Favorite Coming of Age Movies

  Mar 14th 2019

  Episode 63 is all about Ty’s favorite topic: the downfall of modern society. We blame the adults.
  S1 - Are adults just getting worse at life?
  S2 - Operation Varsity Blues
  S3 - “Good Boys” come of age in movies
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Live-action Aladdin - maybe not so bad?
  
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• E62. In Defense of Kylie Jenner, Spielberg's Gatekeeping, Broiler Chicken Freakshow

  Mar 7th 2019

  It’s the evolution of de-evolution in Episode 62 as we examine the shifting definitions and rotting opinions of the very rich and the manipulative growth of those rich in nutrients.
  
  Prologue - Handling the misdelivered mail
  S1 - The evolution of self-made billionaires
  S2 - The de-evolution of our respect for Steven Spielberg
  S3 - The forced evolution of the Broiler Chicken
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Roasting lifelike Nero
  
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• E61. Adventures in Medicine, Best Sidekicks/Replacements, Actors who Passed

  Feb 28th 2019

  Figurative scrubs are crossing the figurative picket line as Episode 61 digs into replacements. We’ve got options for your body, your athletes & musicians, and alternate movie endings and casting. 9021-Oh no in the OT.
  
  Prologue - The library has rules
  S1 - Advances in medical technology and swapping out your body parts
  S2 - Best replacements in the world of sports, music, and pop culture
  S3 - Sliding doors casting moments in your favorite movies
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - 9021-Oh no as rumors of a West Beverly reunion have reached a fever Peach Pitch.
  
  
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• E60. "It's a grown-out prison haircut" (A Hudson Hawk breakdown)

  Feb 21st 2019

  It’s a special Oscars edition of 2 on 3! In honor of Darwin Mayflower...er, Richard E. Grant’s Oscar nomination, we’re going long on Hudson Hawk. Turn on your VCR’s and watch the 1991 “classic” and join us for a deep dive. Catch the Excitement, Catch the Laughs, Catch the Hawk!
  Prologue - Amazon still sucks, but streaming is king
  S1 - What Works
  S2 - PROBLEMS
  S3 - Makin’ It Better
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Momoa Cookies, Coaching in the Legends League
  
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• E59. Streaming Ups and Downs, Basic Hygiene, Your Golf Handicap at Life

  Feb 14th 2019

  Episode 58 is chock full of lowered expectations and still comes away disappointed.
  Prologue - Perils of Perfume & Plagiarism
  S1 - Sounding off on streaming services
  S2 - We all scream for hygiene
  S3 - Being a 7 Handicap at Life
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Don’t talk about your famous co-workers
  
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• E58. Best Super Bowl Halftimes, Another New Batman, School Project Assistant

  Feb 7th 2019

  Episode 58 discovers its alter ego and basically wants to replace it immediately. Take your mask off with us.
  Prologue - Anarchy at the public library
  S1 - Exposing the Super Bowl Halftime
  S2 - New Bats, New Supes
  S3 - The TEENS have opinions
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - Could you kill an 80lb cat?
  
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• E57. Billionaires for President, Good/Bad Music Covers, The NFL Coach Boy Band

  Jan 31st 2019

  Episode 57 explores the art of the cover.
  Prologue - Uber Disney Magic
  S1 - President Billionaire
  S2 - Covered in Weezer
  S3 - NFL Man Band
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  OT - I’m not lovin’ it, Imagining a Dragons Musical
  
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• E56. (with Chris Falk @chrisfalk) Playing Fortnitely, Is Social Media Fun, Trailer Park

  Jan 24th 2019

  Ty's off this week and Chris is joined by guest Chris (@chrisfalk) and they take you on a journey of boys becoming men.
  
  S1: NFL Update
  S2: 2 weeks is a Fortnite
  S3: Just funnin' on social media
  OT: Trailer Park - "Spider-Man: Far From Home and Shazam
  
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  Music: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee

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• E55. You Get 2 Questions, Oumuamua, The John Wick of Pet Turtle Owners

  Jan 24th 2019

  Episode 55 focuses on the stranger things: meeting them, seeking them, and setting them on fire?
  
  Prologue: Shy peeing in the shared bathroom
  S1: Hello stranger
  S2: The truth is out there
  S3: You dirty rat
  Overtime: He’s got...Adam Gase’s Eyes plus President Hamberdler
  
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  Music: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee

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• E54. Overdue Cancellations, Rescue Pets Only, Your Flimsy Amateur Status

  Jan 10th 2019

  Episode 54 seeks to reign in your habitual line stepping
  Prologue: Just an update on some junk
  S1: Cancelling these “motherfuckers”
  S2: The secret life of pets
  S3: Amateurism is bullshit
  Dad Jokes of the Week!
  Overtime:Seahawks Postmortem, and is it Polar or Arctic, Mads?
  
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• E53. NFL Head Coach Vacancies, Give Aquaman A Chance, A Louis CK Comeback?

  Jan 3rd 2019

  Episode 53 opens the New Year trying to change for the better.
  Prologue: Children's holiday shenanigans
  S1: Ranking the NFL HC vacancies
  S2: Changing Ty's mind on Aquaman
  S3: Louis CK stages a questionable comeback
  Overtime: RIP to Mean Gene and Super Dave
  
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• E52. (with Matt @ReasonsAre) Top Headlines of 2018, What Got Stuck in 2018, 2019 Signing Class All-Name Team

  Dec 27th 2018

  Episode 52 takes the "Chris" out of Christmas and replaces it with a Matt! @ReasonsAre joins the show for a look back at 2018. Merry Mattmas!
  Prologue: Holiday recap and handling bad conversations
  S1: Top Headlines of 2018
  S2: What we got stuck in 2018
  S3: CFB Recruiting All-Name Team
  Overtime: The One We Have Works Fine
  
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• E51. Investment Risk, The Gig Economy, Lifestyle Choices

  Dec 20th 2018

  Episode 51 isn't always risk averse, but we do our best to pick our spots.
  Prologue: Holiday card handling
  S1: Risky business
  S2: The Gig (Economy) is up
  S3: Risky life choices
  Overtime: Aladdin first look, Wash your damn hands
  
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• E50. Christmas Present v. Christmas Past, Ghosts of Twitter, Trailer Park

  Dec 13th 2018

  It's our Podiversary! We planned nothing special for you because we have kids and Christmas is an overwhelming nightmare to manage!
  Prologue: Thanks for listening, it's been a great first year!
  S1: Christmas memories
  S2: Twitter histories
  S3: Trailer Park: Godzilla, Triple Frontier
  Overtime: Peter Pan is even more racist than you remember, and please give to your favorite quality journalism sources. We recommend PBS Newshour and The Correspondent.
  
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• E49. Food Competition Unreality, Auto-Curated Music Influences, Anti-Animal Language

  Dec 6th 2018

  Episode 49 dives into the media we consume to decide how much free will we actually have, anyway.
  
  Prologue - The positive influence of pornography
  S1 - The pressure cooking of pressured cooking
  S2 - Music Curation Algorithms are a Modern Rorschach
  S3 - PETA goes PC
  OT - Army Navy FB Unis,
  OT Updates: The Leavings, Dad Habits
  
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• E48. Thanksgiving Traditions, Time Mag POY, NFL Stretch Run

  Nov 29th 2018

  We're back! We'll really full and a little heavy this week but we've got a lot to catch up on!
  
  Prologue - Two Fresh Graves Out Front
  S1 - Thanks for Giving
  S2 - TIME Mag POY
  S3 - American Alliance of Football
  OT - Nightmare Oceans, Poo is Everywhere
  
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• E47. Voting Matters, Amazon's HQ2, Rocky's All-Time Opponents

  Nov 15th 2018

  Episode 47 yanks as hard as it can manage on the levers of power.
  Prologue: Dating for fascists
  S1: Rigging the election, but the right way
  S2: Corporate real estate welfare
  S3: Ranking Rocky's Foes
  Overtime: Turkey is Overrated, Cojones !> Nuts as a Euphemism
  
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• E46. The Afterlife Database, Best Westerns, Ideal Clothing Configurations

  Nov 8th 2018

  Episode 46 shakes the tree for a topic medley.
  Prologue: When to start with the Christmas music
  S1: Data Visualization for the Afterlife
  S2: Best Westerns
  S3: Plug Shack: Clothes we love
  Overtime: Dare to be stupid
  
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• E45. Food Tradeoffs, Coach Firings, Trading Humanity for Productivity

  Nov 1st 2018

  Episode 45 knows that "Trick or Treat" is a threat. Apropos, we're talking about acceptable trade-offs.
  Prologue: Halloween recap
  S1: Trading in and trading up with your Halloween haul
  S2: Mid-season NFL coaching changes and mid-game QB changes
  S3: Trading in your humanity for convenience and productivity
  Overtime: Boneless Wings, Bio-breaks, and a briefing in Beijing
  
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  Music: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee

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• E44. Officially Old, Halloween Strategies, The Internet: A Utility

  Oct 25th 2018

  Episode 44 enters a fugue state and runs wild to get ready for Halloween and ensure uninterrupted internet access for all.
  Prologue: Pedestrian killing cars and creative work from home video backdrops
  S1: The state of trick or treating
  S2: Our birthdays & early progression to end-state
  S3: State-run internet
  Overtime: D-Miles & Q-Rich, Seattle bike lane SNAFU, and Roman escalator malfunctions
  
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• E43. (with Chris Retallack @csretallack) LA as a Sports Town, Sports Tech Helpdesk, RIP Paul Allen

  Oct 18th 2018

  Episode 43 takes a page from the book of Paul Allen as we take a closer look at the convergence of sports, business, and technology.
  Prologue: We welcome a guest: @csretallack (also named Chris) joins us as a Vulcan Inc. insider!
  S1: The business of saving baseball
  S2: The help and the harm of technology in sports
  S3: Paul Allen's complex legacy and legacy complex
  Overtime: Filipino family food forays
  
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  Music: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee

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• E42. Should Art Be A Battleground, Deconstructing the Dad Joke, Rock and Roll HOF

  Oct 11th 2018

  Episode 42 is reading the Arts & Leisure section of Parade magazine. We take the measure of morality in media, deconstruct the dad joke, and vote for the Rock 'n Roll HOF. The OT features a home invasion!
  
  Prologue: Halloween candy
  S1: Moralizing in media
  S2: Deconstructing the Dad Joke
  S3: R&R HOF
  Overtime: NFL Pick 'em; repelling a home invader
  
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• E41. Using Surveillance in Service of Fairness, Raised by the TV, Seahawks Contract Negotiation

  Oct 4th 2018

  Episode 41 seeks to understand influence: where it comes from, how to get it, and what it's worth.
  Prologue: We launched 2on3pod.com!
  S1: Making our surveillance state into a more "fair" society
  S2: How did the TV do raising us?
  S3: Seahawks FS Earl Thomas and contract negotiation
  Overtime: Trailer Park! Dark Phoenix & Into the Spiderverse
  
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• E40. Tiger Woods Wins!, Long Standing Celebrity Crushes, Worst First Names

  Sep 27th 2018

  Episode 40 revisits old favorites and explores what makes them great.
  Prologue: Doing a comedy set at the UN
  S1: Tiger!
  S2: Longest standing celebrity crushes
  S3: Walking the baby name tightrope
  Overtime: Whale Dumpster dunk, blowing out your knee, Meet Gritty, and what to do with Clear at the ballpark.
  
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• E39. Brett Kavanaught, Stage Names, Ranking the EGOTs

  Sep 20th 2018

  Episode 39 wants to see the real you. No makeup, no filters, just keep it 100.
  Prologue: Emmys & the dying broadcast networks
  S1: Reviewing the EGOTs
  Interlude: SCOTUS sidetrack
  S2: The necessity of stage names
  Overtime: Managing your own online image
  
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  Music: "Quittin' Time" by Patrick Lee

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• E38. RIP Burt Reynolds, Venture Human Capital, Serena-ty NOW!

  Sep 13th 2018

  Episode 38 deals with righteous indignation and furious anger, right after we bid a fond farewell to Turd Ferguson
  S1: RIP to the mustache that launched a thousand rides
  S2: Venture Cap, but for people
  S3: Serena-ty now!
  Overtime: Dealing with school age peer parents
  
  Follow the show @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Intro/Outro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  
  
  

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• E37. Being the Youngest, Everyone's a GOAT, Current F*cking Events

  Sep 6th 2018

  Episode 37 gets topical as we try not to drown in the last week of news in the increasingly overlapping worlds of sports and politics.
  
  S1: Surviving in the shadow of your greater sibling
  S2: The GOATse pedestal might be too high
  S3: The Fucking News
  Overtime: NFL Picks, Week 1!
  
  Follow the show @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Intro/Outro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  

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• E36. "Hey Girl" (A Boy Band Retrospective)

  Aug 29th 2018

  Episode 36 goes XL on guys wearing size Medium shirts, as we do a full show on the best Boy Bands of all time, their best (and worst) hits, and of course we talk about what it means in the bigger picture.
  Prologue: Defining "boy band"
  S1: The Best of the Best
  S2: The Best of the Rest
  Overtime: The Rest of the Best
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Faded" by Soul Decision

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• E35. Ranking The Artists that Went Solo, Favorite Spinoffs, Everything is a Remix

  Aug 24th 2018

  Episode 35 is on a roll and it's time to go solo.
  Prologue: The Eagles' Greatest Hits is now the top selling album of all time?!
  S1: Best going solo music careers
  S2: Our favorite movie/TV spinoffs
  S3: Everything is a remix
  Overtime: Tiger v. Phil!
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Happiness for Dogs" by Millencolin

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• E34. Redemption Movies, Redeeming Tiger Woods, Personal Redemption Stories

  Aug 16th 2018

  Episode 34 is a tale of redemption.
  Prologue: Fire Season
  S1: Our favorite redemption movies
  S2: The redemption of Tiger Woods
  S3: Our personal stories of growth
  Overtime: "Yes, I can see your nipples."
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Redemption Song" by Bob Marley

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• E33. Favorite Cinematic Corporate Conglomerates, Artisanal Canned Food

  Aug 9th 2018

  Episode 33 turns the page from last week and examines the lighter side of dystopia! Join us, as we explore the funny parts of the near future.
  Prologue: Sorry for bumming you out last week, come back!
  S1/S2: Our favorite cinematic corporate overlords, and what timeline have they set us on
  S3: Artisanal canned food?
  Overtime: Navigating the special occasion double dip
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Feel Good Inc." by Gorillaz

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• E32. Statute of Limitations on Social Media, Apple's Trillion Dollars, Trailer Park

  Aug 3rd 2018

  Episode 32 is holding on; why is everything so heavy?
  
  S1: Statute of limitations of social media
  S2: Apple’s trillion dollar business
  S3: Trailer Park - Aquaman, Shazam, Glass
  OT: Trailer Park goes double wide and Phil Mickelson’s dancing
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf

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• E31. (with Matt @ReasonsAre) The Tom Cruise Cup

  Jul 27th 2018

  Episode 31 sets the #CruiseControl to top speed. We go 30 full minutes on the #CruiseCup and break down the best of Tom Cruise. We welcome back Matt from @ReasonsAre as the third man in the booth.
  Prologue: [No Spoiler] Mission Impossible: Fallout talk
  S1:#CruiseCup
  S2:#CruiseCup
  S3:#CruiseCup
  Overtime: We argue about Denzel again, talk The Open Championship (we know), and take a minute to talk about getting robots to call balls & strikes.
  
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor @criminently
  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Playing with the Boys" by K-Logg

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• E30. Dressing Your Age, Picky Restaurant Orders, Best & Worst Trophies

  Jul 18th 2018

  Episode 30 seeks to find the edge of sanity; the choke point, if you will.
  Prologue: It's weird, having a full on moron as the President
  S1: When to stop dressing like a teen
  S2: Being picky in your ordering
  S3: Best & Worst Trophies
  Overtime: The Equalizer 2, a Ninja shortage, and we released The Mummy!
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Cup of Life" by Ricky Martin

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• E29. Common Suburban Courtesy, 90s Comeback Kids, T.Hanks for the Memories

  Jul 13th 2018

  Episode 29 is full of blurbs on the burbs.
  S1: Suburban courtesy
  S2: 90s stars make a comeback
  S3: Top Tom Hanks movies
  Overtime: World Cup, Wimbledon
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Rockin' The Suburbs" by Ben Folds

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• E28. Basketbrawling, Jurassic Park Life, More than a Trilogy

  Jul 4th 2018

  Episode 28 does its film study to bring you key breakdowns and highlights from fights, Fabrosaurs, and Four or More Film Franchises.
  Prologue: No Fireworks Pictures and no fronting
  S1: Basketbrawling
  S2: Jurassic Life
  S3: More than a Trilogy
  Overtime: NBArcade, World Cup: We fix Extra Time & PKs; Quarterfinal picks
  
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: “Mission Impossible Theme” - Adam Clayton & Larry Mullen, Jr.
  

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• E27. Fighting with my Family, Finding Self-Motivation, Picking the World Cup

  Jun 28th 2018

  Episode 27 beats back the darkness by picking its battles.
  Prologue: SNL Celebrity Jeopardy
  S1: The battle of Family Summer Vacation
  S2: The battle for self-motivation
  S3: Picking the World Cup Round of 16
  Overtime: Nothing, we just ran long on the World Cup picks!
  
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Can't Stop Won't Stop" by Young Gunz

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• E26. Forbes' Highest Paid Athletes, USGA v. Everybody, Video Game Microtransactions

  Jun 21st 2018

  Episode 26 tried to balance the line between business and entertainment, and whether greed is good.
  S1: Forbes' Highest Paid Athletes
  S2: US Open: USGA v. Everybody
  S3: Gaming Microtransactions
  Overtime: More gaming talk, why Dustin Johnson is the LeBron of golf, and Jeff Triplette just won't go away.
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "It's All About the Benjamins" by Puff Daddy ft. The Notorious B.I.G., The LOX & Lil' Kim

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• E25. (with Matt @ReasonsAre) "An emphasis on Enfys Nest" (A Solo: A Star Wars Story Breakdown)

  Jun 14th 2018

  Episode 25 teams up with @ReasonsAre to go deep on Solo and the preeminent Outer Rim job, the Kessel Run.
  S1: Expectations v. Reality
  S2: High & Low Points
  S3: Making it better
  Overtime: Jude Law is Dumbledore? Johnny Depp is a Sauvage, and US Open picks
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Ridin' Solo" by Jason Derulo

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• E24. Sponsorship Sweet Spots, Dressing for Spectating, Mt. Katemore

  Jun 6th 2018

  Episode 24 wants you to be your best self.
  S1: Sponsorship sweet spots
  S2: How to dress for sporting events
  S3: Mt. Katemore!
  Overtime: Singing Katy Perry in public, Ned Rocknroll, and @astrosrants
  
  Follow the show @2on3pod
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "The One That Got Away" by Katy Perry

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• E23. Infinity War, Making Work Fun, Dating a Celebrity

  May 30th 2018

  Episode 23 puts the thing down, flips it and reverses it as we discuss relative worth of various endeavors including:
  S1: Avengers: Infinity War
  S2: It's not called "going to fun"
  S3: The balance of dating a celebrity
  Overtime: LeBron James (also shut up, Kobe)
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Work It" by Missy Elliott

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• E22. Taylor Swift: American Royalty, The Royal Wedding, Hard Knights in Vegas

  May 24th 2018

  Episode 22 will never be royal, but you can call it Queen B.
  S1: Taylor Swift is the Real American Princess
  S2: The Royal Wedding featured an American Princess
  S3: Hard Knights in Vegas
  Overtime: Living up to expectations
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Two Princes" by Spin Doctors

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• E21. Elisabeth Shue Moments, Favorite Sneakers, Dealing Cards

  May 17th 2018

  Episode 21 has got sole. We talk favorite Shues, shoes, and dealing from and with shoes.
  S1: Top 5 Elisabeth Shue moments
  S2: Favorite sneakers
  S3: Dealing cards, dealing with people
  Overtime: Sports gambling is coming to a corner store near you!
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Air Force Ones" by Nelly et al

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• E20. Yolo, A Space Topics Story: What's in the Sky, Could You Live in Space, Favorite Spacecraft

  May 10th 2018

  Episode 20 has its head beyond the clouds, but learns you can't breathe in space.
  
  Prologue: Fame looks uncomfortable
  S1: Look to the stars (and pull your head out of your ass)
  S2: Could you, would you, live in space?
  S3: Solo preview and our favorite spaceships
  Overtime: We're old and out of Invisible Touch
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Invisible Touch" by Genesis

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• E19. NFL Job Satisfaction, Adult Education Egos, AITA:Grocery Bagging

  May 3rd 2018

  Episode 19 needs your respect and admiration.
  Prologue: It's Twitter or bust for us
  S1: NFL Job Satisfaction
  S2: Adult Education Egos
  S3: Am I an Asshole: Grocery Bagging
  Overtime: Kanye's long strange trip
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "This Way" by Dilated Peoples ft. Kanye West

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• E18. Fantasy Drafting from your Pocket, NFL Draft Reaction, Top 4 Impactful Albums

  Apr 27th 2018

  Episode 18 is chilly; do you feel a draft?
  Prologue: Nobody emails
  S1: Fantasy drafting via pocket pool
  S2: NFL Draft instant reaction
  S3: Top 4 Impactful Albums
  Overtime: RIP Harry Anderson
  
  Follow the show @2on3pod
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Tearin' Up My Heart" by The *NSYNC

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• E17. Big Government Luddites, Spring Breakers, The Leavings

  Apr 20th 2018

  Episode 17 is a return to form after a brief hiatus.
  Prologue: @seatjk is sick, but we soldier on.
  S1: The luddites of Big Gubmint
  S2: Spring Breakers
  S3: Not The Leftovers, but The Leavings
  Overtime: Masters recap
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Down With The Sickness" by Richard Cheese

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• E16. Code Talking, Previewing The Masters, Easter Hosting

  Apr 4th 2018

  Episode 16 masters all kinds of things, but particularly The Masters
  Prologue: Don't drink and pod
  S1: Talking in code
  S2: The Masters Preview
  S3: Easter hosting responsibilities
  Overtime: April Fool's Day
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Master Blaster (Jammin')" by Stevie Wonder

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• E15. How to Big Time, Big Timing at Work, Live Action Remakes

  Mar 28th 2018

  Episode 15 is finally hitting the Big Time
  S1: Proper form for big timing someone
  S2: Big timing your employees
  S3: Big time live action remakes of animated classics
  Overtime: Big Robot Time
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Big Time" by Peter Gabriel

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• E14. 20 Most Dominant Athletes of the Last 20 Years, March Madness Sucks

  Mar 22nd 2018

  Episode 14 take a long look at what it means to be dominant.
  S1 & S2: Breaking down ESPN Mag's 20 most dominant athletes of the last 20 years
  S3: The NCAA tournament...sucks?
  Overtime: Avengers: Infinity War and MCU check in.
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "You're The Best" by Joe Esposito

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• E13. Automated Death, Crippling Rent, Fixing the NCAA

  Mar 15th 2018

  Episode 13 blows the whole thing wide open as we discuss the biggest rackets going these days.
  S1: Taking the big sleep in an auto driving car
  S2: The rent is too damn high
  S3: Fix the NCAA already
  Epilogue: Don't waste your money on brackets
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers

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• E12. Measurables v. Game Tape, The Value of 10,000 Hours, Putting On Your Game Face

  Mar 8th 2018

  Episode 12 evaluates your strengths and recommends treatment.
  S1: Measurables v. Game Tape
  S2: Your 10,000 hours isn't the same as a person with talent
  S3: Stoicism is falling out of fashion, but your game face matters
  Epilogue: Oscars recap
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Bang Your Head (Mental Health) by Quiet Riot

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• E11. Grace Under Pressure, Bad Behavior Market Corrections, Social Skills Atrophy

  Mar 1st 2018

  Episode 11 takes a misanthropic look at anthropology and we sketch out some gritty Star Wars standalones.
  S1: Being graceful under pressure
  S2: Free Market solutions to bad behavior
  S3: Do social skills atrophy with age, or is it just us?
  Epilogue: Gimme that Rated R Star Wars
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "My Friends Over You" by A New Found Glory

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• E10. Working From Home Properly, Flight Fart Fight, What's Old is New

  Feb 21st 2018

  Episode 10 finds flaws in the social contract with working from home and air travel biology and attempts to retool some 80's music greats for the modern era.
  S1: Establishing a baseline for proper WFH behavior
  S2: Flight farting fisticuffs
  S3: What's old is new again
  Epilogue: Updates on some previous topics
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "May I Have This Dance" by Peter Gabriel...erm, Francis and The Lights ft. Chance the Rapper

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• E9. Summer or Winter Olympics, Sports Dadding, Oscars Preview

  Feb 14th 2018

  Episode 9 taps into what's left of the monoculture as we update you on the least important issues of the day.
  Prologue: International Fast Food
  S1: Winter Olympics v. Summer Olympics
  S2: It's hard to be a good Sports Dad
  S3: Academy Awards Preview
  Epilogue: Eye Worms & Robot Dogs
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Classification Rap" by T.H. Culhane

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• E8. Nick Foles is Packing, Trailer Park (Super Bowl Edition), Gender-specific Foods

  Feb 7th 2018

  Episode 8 cleans up the detritus from your Super Bowl party, as we explore...
  S1: Super Bowl MVP Nick Foles' hidden talents
  S2: "Trailer Park" - micro reviews on the SBLII movie trailers
  S3: Gender-specific food items
  Epilogue: Winter Olympics PyeongChang
  
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: The best Justin Timberlake song (because it's not that one from Trolls)

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• E7. All-Time Super Bowlers, NBA All-Star Draft, Leave Milli Vanilli Alone!

  Feb 1st 2018

  Episode 7 is a goat rodeo. We talk GOATs, goats, and scapegoats as we dive into:
  S1: GOAT (see?) Tom Brady and all-time Super Bowl goats
  S2: GOAT LeBron James and the NBA All-Star Draft (is Ty's idea)
  S3: Scapegoats (and "Jags of Pop") Milli Vanilli and the possibilities of "Girl, You Know It's True" as the GOAT of Pop
  Epilogue: Waste Management Open and Fantasy Golf
  
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Girl You Know It's True" by Milli Vanilli (but not by Rob & Fab, obviously)

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• E6. Athletes as Brands, The Public Dress Code, How to Win the Lottery

  Jan 24th 2018

  Episode 6 examines the right moves to evolve from a businessman to a business, man.
  S1: Athletes becoming brands
  S2: What is the public dress code, anyway?
  S3: The right way to win the lottery
  Epilogue: Chris rides Nick Foles' jock
  
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Diamonds From Sierra Leone" - Jay-Z verse only

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• E5. Basic Cable Swearing, Celebrity Presidential Candidates, Prepping for the Apocalypse

  Jan 17th 2018

  Episode 5 examines the lighter side of our crumbling society, as we discuss:
  S1: Basic Cable Swearing
  S2: Celebrity Presidential Candidates
  S3: Prepping for the Apocalypse
  Epilogue: NFL Conference Championship weekend
  
  Follow the show @2on3pod
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  Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor
  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Linger" by The Cranberries
  RIP Dolores O'Riordan

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• E4. Golf Season in Hawaii, NFL Mt. Rushmore, Seattle Fans are Spoiled Brats

  Jan 11th 2018

  Episode 4 is all sports because we've got that kind of range.
  Prologue: The very model of a very stable genius
  S1: It's Golf season...in Hawaii
  S2: NFL Mt. Rushmore
  S3: Seattle fans are spoiled brats
  Epilogue: NFL Divisional Playoff picks
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Orinoco Flow" by Enya

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• E3. "This whole thing is Yoda's fault" (A Last Jedi breakdown)

  Jan 4th 2018

  Episode 3 is all about Episode 8 (SPOILERS) as we break our Last Jedi (SPOILERS) analysis into 3 topics (or try to anyway):
  S1: Preconceived Notions v. Reality
  S2: Problems
  S3: Where To Next?
  Epilogue: NFL Wild Card Weekend Picks
  
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  Intro: "Quittin' Time by Pat Lee
  Outro: "Star Wars" by "Nick Winters"
  

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• E2. A Burned-Out Half Million Dollar Dream Home, Christmas Day Opens the NBA, Blurcled Japanese Erotica

  Dec 28th 2017

  A second episode of the world's least most essential podcast! 2 hosts, 3 topics, 30 minutes. Listen at 2x for maximum enjoyment.
  
  This week:
  - S1: Buy Your Burned Out Seattle Dream Home for Only Half a Million Dollars
  - S2: Christmas Day Kicks Off the NBA Season
  - S3: How Does This Make Sense: Blurcled Japanese Erotica
  Epilogue: Week 17 NFL Picks

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• E1. Taylor Swift and the White Woman's Burden, New on Netflix, Christmas Music's Polarizing Power

  Dec 21st 2017

  The inaugural episode of the world's least most essential podcast. 2 hosts, 3 topics, 30 minutes. Listen at 2x for maximum enjoyment.
  
  This week:
  - S1: Taylor Swift's White Woman's Burden
  - S2: New on Netflix, December Edition
  - S3: Christmas Music's Polarizing Power
  Epilogue: Week 16 NFL Picks

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• E0. Big Baller Brand Europe, Last Jedi Preview, Movie Quote Deep Cuts

  Dec 13th 2017

  Our debut show tackles:
  - The two younger Ball children signing professional basketball contracts in Lithuania
  - Getting geeked for Last Jedi
  - Pop culture quote deep cuts
  And we end with a few minutes on the NFL and picks for the coming week.

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