Prologue: The Dog Days of Summer
- Indiana Jones Marathon
- Plot Shopping Indy 4 & 5 (light spoilers)
- Taylor Swiftly Impacts the Local Economy
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Hey Man, Fuck Off!
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Episode 218! No one thought it would happen!
Prologue: Are we back?
- Real Housewives Drama at the golf club
- Existential Time Crisis
- Modern-Day Medusa
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Suffering for a good cause
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Episode 217 Ingredients:
- Life in 1.5x
- Fusion & ChatGPT
- Women's XXL = Men's L/XL?
- I'm an IDIOT
- From the Drafts
- Trailer Park:
Ant-Man, GotG3
Avatar
Indiana Jones
Cocaine Bear
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Fear the nihilist teens
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Episode 216 Ingredients:
- Crypto-con
- What's the deal with Taylor Swift?
- Thanks for Giving
- Neighborhood No Help
- Solo Hole-Oh?
- Asking Elon for inventions
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Who Knew?!
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Episode 215 Ingredients:
- The Next Mrs. Tom Brady
- The Dutch Toilet
- Ross Chastain goes balls to the wall
- Outdated Slang
- Canadian Delicacies!
- Seen it?
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Who Knew?!
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Episode 214 Ingredients:
- How not to accept a compliment
- Rocking the Midwest
- High School Auditing
- Lifehacks!
- 2022 Box Office Bombs
- Pandemic lessons
- Anxiety Dreams
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - When you lose someone, it's the little things that kill
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Episode 213 Contains:
- Accosted in Public about the Podcast
- If you're good at something, never do it for free
- Lizzo plays a flute
- "From the Drafts"
- R2-D2 or Artudito?
- Am I the Asshole takes a Vacation
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - WHO KNEW?! September 2022
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New 2on3! Episode 212 contains:
- Annual civic sports bloopers
- Who Raised You?
- Butt Hubble
- Ennui wee wee
- Police the Symphony
- Cold Dead Hands at the State Fair
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Can you hole out from 175?
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Ep211 includes:
-Bug Assault
-Daily living lifehacks
-The Stadium Tour
-Would You Swipe Right
-Office Intruders
DJOTW
-WHO KNEW?! August 2022
and more?
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A new episode, can you believe it?
On the menu:
- PGA/LIV gets ugly
- The lessons of youth soccer
- Recall the Mall
- How not to choke under pressure
- Chris defeats the Quik Drop!
- Twenty White Boy Names
DJOTW
OT - WHO KNEW?! July 2022
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On the menu:
Rules of Restauranting
Keeping Secrets
Pen Pals with Eddie Van Halen
LIV Stans of Instagram
Summering with Independent Children
Managing the “ick”
Dad Jokes of the Week!
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On the menu:
Obi-Want some takes
Retiring golf cliches
The Fleeing America Guidebook
Rebooting 80s Sitcoms
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - WHO KNEW?! June 2022
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The Episode 207 Menu:
- Recasting the Flash
- Ich fühle deinen Schmerz
- Arby's Wagyu, wag you
- The science of nicotine
- Maverick in the Afterlife
- German v. Japanese Engineering
DJOTW
OT - The Casio Demo Composer
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What's in Episode 206:
*Rafa Nadal wins the French again (with painkillers)
*@seatjk vs. local wildlife
*Living in a movie universe
*Worst First Days
*@cdvillasenor vs. local residents
*Best of baby talk
DJOTW
OT - Who Knew?! for May 2022
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On the episode 205 menu:
* Managing your relationships in public
* LIV-in la vida loca (bone saw tour)
* Obi-Wan Kenobi (no spoilers)
* Legacy Sequels
* When is it ok to quit?
* The nightmare of the time traveler
DJOTW
OT - Respect the band!
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Did the Episode title trick you into thinking we went back to the old format? No? Ok. We didn't, anyway, so good job by you.
On the menu:
- Interacting with Gen-X
- First Time Youth Coach
- Expensive Foods are getting moreso
- Neighborhood Troublemaker
- Taylor Swift speaking engagement (tickets only $300K!)
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - The cops are mean
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You never know what you’re going to get but you know it’s going to be good.
On the menu:
- Life or death pranks
- Fickle Phil Mickelson
- Everything is Columbia House
- Your fantasy failure, my ruined dreams
- Athleisure Breakdown
- Video Game Hall of Fame
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Dad Life
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We're still working out the kinks of the revamped show format but we're here for you.
On the menu:
- Tales of Junior Golf
- Elon and on and on
- Roger Federer doesn't know Dolly Parton
- Superior burrito eating
- Terrorized by golf
- Terrorized by hammer violence
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - WHO KNEW April '22
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We’re back and we’re going to try something new-ish? This makes your feedback more important than ever! Please listen and tell us what you like or don’t about the “new” format, or if basically it’s just a new version of the mac & cheese you’ve always loved.
On the menu:
*Professional baby namer
*Moon Knight (no spoilers) and ranking the Disney+ MCU shows
*Pull Clayton Kershaw 7 innings into a Perfect Game?
*“Jaywalking” is car propaganda!
*The Wordle Masters
*The many benefits of mild social violence
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Trash Wars
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It’s Episode 200 and what better way to mark a milestone than by creating a show inspired by the greatest duo around: us! Join us for a discussion on two great tastes that taste great together, both on your screen and on your plate.
Prologue - We’re taking a break, but we’re not breaking up
S1 - Top Film Duos, Quantitatively and Qualitatively
S2 - Weird Food Combos: Have you, would you?
S3 - Name Those Movie Duets
OT - Keeping us in suspense
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Happy New Year! Join us for a look back at the things worth remembering and the stuff we wish we could forget from 2021, we pause to avoid a NYE hangover, and then see how well we can tell this year from the last.
Prologue - Holiday Travel, Oh my cron!
S1 - 2021 By the Tweets
S2 - What Not To Drink
S3 - Wait, was this this year?
OT - WHO KNEW?! For December 2021
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It's the 2on3 Christmas spectacular! That means we've got an outsider's POV on Xmas bookended by Alternative Xmas Movies and what your fave Xmas fare says about your personality. We take pills in the OT.
Prologue - How Scroogey was Scrooge?
S1 - Alternative Christmas Movies
S2 - An Outsider’s POV on Christmas
S3 - What Your Favorite Christmas Movie says about You
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Which Pills?
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We’re heading into peak streaming season and we’re here to help with movies you may have missed, then it’s things to avoid when you’re snack shopping, before we finally taste the delicious steak available so long as you take the blue pill, stay in the Matrix, and enjoy the simulation.
Prologue - Doc Shopping
S1 - Movies You Might Have Missed
S2 - Shopping the Middle Aisles
S3 - Is this Real Life?
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - KFC Follows
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It's a week of firsts in Episode 196, as we break down some of the best directorial debuts, explore the history of being first, and indulge in some of our first memories. Come along and remember some times.
Prologue - First city council meeting
S1 - Directorial Debuts
S2 - The History of Firsts
S3 - Our First Memories
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Cross culture tightrope walking in school
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6 Tom Holland Spider-Man movies? We break down worldwide superhero popularity (and spend a moment on villains as well), then talk about how not to be an asshole when people are trying to help in the kitchen, and wrap up with an data-driven look at optimism.
Prologue - Too comfortable
S1 - Marvel-ous Updates
S2 - AITA Kitchen Edition
S3 - Data for Optimism
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - November WHO KNEW?!
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It’s a Thanksgiving episode without any food takes, but with plenty of ingredient analysis. We break down how USA Today says you can watch your waistline over the holidays, give names to all the pie variations available to you, and then Chris embarks on his political journey in earnest.
Prologue - Double D Meats requires gumption
S1 - Thanksgiving Calorie Counting
S2 - Fruit, Bread, Go!
S3 - Chris makes the Council
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Practice like you play
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We’re here to educate you this week with little known and likely little needed knowledge as we open the history books of Hollywood, make sure you dump your psychotic significant other, and then regale you with tales of idiocy not seen since at least last week. Let’s get edumacated!
Prologue - The Reese’s Pie...of Death
S1 - Hollywood History
S2 - 11 Signs You’re Dating a Psychopath
S3 - The Moron Chronicles
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Should You Fire Your Best Employee?
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"How do you behave when no one's watching?" This week it's the exploration of a timeless question about who you are and what you do when you're alone. Inspired by Tom Hanks' Finch, we talk about our own experiences and then, of course, Alone Movies!
Prologue - Justifiable Complaints about the PNW Weather
S1 - Alone, but not lonely
S2 - Finch, starring Tom Hanks
S3 - Alone Movies
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Hunger Games Propaganda Politics
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We dive deep into the nuances of aberrant behavior this week, as we wonder who’s in touch with a 35-year old zeitgeist, give you some advice on how to be ready for the course by packing only what you need, and determining just how many things your parents taught you that have no basis in fact.
Prologue - Establishing Charcuterween
S1 - Do You Know Mario?
S2 - Cleaning Out Your Golf Bag
S3 - What’s Normal, Anyway?
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Ask a Question, Get an Answer
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It’s Halloween and this week we learned that the Michael Myers mask is just duded up Bill Shatner. More amazing props, some sand thoughts, and times you got caught in Episode 190.
Prologue - The Shark Retires
S1 - Good Props
S2 - DUNE (light spoilers, kind of)
S3 - You Got Caught!
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - October Who Knew?!
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A return to the formula this week as we wax nostalgic for the group experience, take apart an argument that students underachieve vis a vis some notion of academic nobility, and then ask if life can’t be simpler, or if money makes you a simpleton.
Prologue - You better ‘knot’ mention that again
S1 - #MovieCheers
S2 - C Student Success
S3 - Conservation of Complexity
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Full size candy in Rancho Cucamonga
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Halt the search! Someone let #BarbaraBroccoli know that we've found the ideal candidate for the next @007! @JoshuaTufts joins us this week to sort through the candidates and then, a Bond Bracket, of course!
Prologue - Plant-based die-it
S1 - What Makes a Bond?
S2 - Also-rans
S3 - The Bond Bracket
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Oh Boy Factorio!
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James Bond Theme by John Barry and His Orchestra from Dr No, 1962
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This week, Paul Thomas Anderson made a movie with Philip Seymour Hoffman’s son, and that gets us started on the benefits and pitfalls of Hollywood nepotism. We pivot to a conversation about predictions of the future and the careers being swallowed into the abyss, before moving on to discover whether personal responsibility is also disappearing.
Prologue - Being a responsible Mariners fan
S1 - Movies, A Family Affair
S2 - Dead-end Jobs
S3 - Take my advice, be responsible
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - September Who Knews
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This week we try to spiff up the Space Force uniforms, see if we can’t create some guidelines on which human names it’s ok to use for pets, and then we talk about golf.
Prologue - Captain Obvious Curriculum Night
S1 - Dress to Impress, in Space
S2 - Brad the Dog
S3 - Ryder Cup Analysis
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Tales of Junior Golf
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Pop Culture! Life Strategies! Existentialism! We know what we’re good at and we stick to it. We remember Norm McDonald, shake our fists at our bosses, and then try to get our brains to self-reflect on why they lie to us. It’s fun, let’s go!
Prologue - COVID gets too close
S1 - Remembering Norm McDonald
S2 - Bad Boss Posts
S3 - Unreliable Brain
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Better be on mute, Eternal Allen wrenches
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Chris returns from a trip to his past and we revel in the nostalgia of it all. It’s Movies and Music, and then it’s time for some tennis and the teen phenoms therein.
Prologue - Chris Rocks the Midwest
S1 - Best Class Reunion Movies
S2 - Rock & Roll Time Travel Ticket
S3 - US Open Update (the tennis one)
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Blue’s Clues makes you cry
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Friend of the show Josh joins Ty this week while Chris is off living his rock n’ roll fantasy, and this time, the guys get the audio files to upload properly. It’s all words as we talk about the pain words can cause, the final word in movies, and the proper order of some memorable movie lines.
Prologue - Getting old and fit
S1 - Getting Roasted by Loved Ones
S2 - Our Top Movie Sign-Offs
S3 - The Debut of Quote Order
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Local News Factoids
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E182. The Wizard Bar, Don’t Text Your Ex, Ever Evolving Euphemisms
Communication and how you present yourself to the world have an outsized effect on your life. Join us for this week as we discover how fandom has taken hold of the local watering hole, then after you’re good and drunk, don’t text your ex. If you do, make sure you’re using the latest language.
Prologue - Politely declining a job
S1 - Seattle’s Splintered Wand
S2 - Don’t Text Your Ex
S3 - Language Evolves Forever
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Conflict Resolution?
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The dynamic duo is back together and getting ready for back to school. We’re going to watch movies to get inspired, we’re going to wade into the war for pen supremacy, and then we’re going to look for alternatives to college, because it’s not exactly what it’s cracked up to be.
Prologue - Hair Lessons
S1 - High School Movies
S2 - Back to School Supplies
S3 - College? Are you Sure?
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Don’t try to parse words with Ty
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In Ty’s absence, we’ve got hot Chris on Chris action! The guys catch up as the summer winds down and examine why everything is so fatiguing, all the time.
Prologue - Still Tired
S1 - Summering in Place
S2 - Olympic Round-Up
S3 - Talk Boring to Me (about Movies)
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Rihanna is a billionaire?
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We’re back, again! We start by analyzing the current state of channel flipping before diving right into some fun conspiracy ideas that won’t tear your family apart, figure out how to avoid landmines at the beach, and discuss how hard it is to fake it when it comes to being nice to strangers.
Prologue - Channel Surfing, Evolved
S1 - Non-Toxic Conspiracy Theories
S2 - Beachgoing Strategies
S3 - Not Ready to Fake Nice
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Pee in the Shower
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We’re back! We’ve got an update on Chris’s run for local government and the things he’s going to advocate for, a return to the Well of Would You Rather, and the Sriracha origin story all hot and fresh for you!
Prologue - Parenting is Refereeing
S1 - Chris’s Local Priorities
S2 - Would You Rather?
S3 - Sriracha Origins
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - On the true purpose of the HOV lane
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We’re getting a little Olympic fever on the other side of the heat wave, and we’re treating it by ranking sports by their level of difficulty, tweeting at Simone Biles about “St. Louis style pizza”, and then trying to figure out if that makes us crazy.
Prologue - Dad Jokes of the Week!
S1 - How Hard Is Your Sport?
S2 - Defunct Casual Dining Spots
S3 - Are You a Nutjob?
OT - In Character at an Orgy
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Hey, it’s summer! And it’s suddenly hot as hell outside. Luckily, sports are having a summer moment, we’ve got strategies for you to keep cool, and then we’ve got life and death moral dilemmas for you to ponder while you lay in your sweltering bedroom cursing climate change, unable to sleep!
Prologue - Golf Dad Confidential
S1 - Summer Sports Spectacular
S2 - It’s F#ck!ng Hot
S3 - Moral Dilemmas
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Saved By The Bell or 90210?
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It’s easier than ever to run afoul of public sentiment, and harder than ever to apologize. But this week we dig into the specifics of saying sorry, choosing violence, or assuming the best (worst?) about others.
Prologue - Batman’s heroic sex acts
S1 - Celebrity Apologies
S2 - On-Course Assault
S3 - True American Myths
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Critical Race Theory
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When does a rivalry become a liability? Chris thinks Brooks v. Bryson is bad for golf, and maybe bad for the entire world! Then we celebrate Brood X with our favorite Insect Movies, and give you a jump on Dia de los Padres with a Father’s Day gift guide review (enough with the shaving stuff!)
Prologue - Bigfoot, Weed, and the French Open
S1 - Anatomy of a Rivalry
S2 - Favorite Insect Movies
S3 - Father’s Day Gifts are getting worse
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - New Vaccine Customer Promotions
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We’re going behind the curtain this week, as Netflix finally gave us a taste of what their real streaming numbers look like and it probably won’t shock you to discover the numbers are mind-boggling. Then it’s an exploration of personal Cheetos mythos, before we finish by deconstructing the mess that led Naomi Osaka to pull the ripcord on the French Open.
Prologue - Chris enters Public Life
S1 - Top 10 Netflix Original Movies by the Streams
S2 - The Myth of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
S3 - Naomi Osaka throws up the metaphorical double birds
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Customer Disservice
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It’s a week of high points, as we talk about the pleasing art of the well-executed cameo, some of the most fun and ridiculous off-course golf behavior in quite some time, and who else deserves a Guy Fieri-level payday from their network. Then it’s time for an unexpected journey to the Caribbean with Corn Nuts in the OT.
Prologue - IT Pro heal thyself
S1 - Memorable Cameos
S2 - Off-course Golf Drama
S3 - Guy Fieri’s Payday
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Corn Nuts History
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This week we get to the bottom of some long running cartoon mysteries, we return to the land of morally ambiguous choices, and finally we wonder how long you could stay alive in a fight with a wild animal (and why you’re wrong about that).
Prologue - People, It’s the smell
S1 - Is Dora Blind?
S2 - More Morally Ambiguous Lifehacks
S3 - Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight?
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - The worst Dad Jokes - Boat Names
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Josh subs in for Ty this week to let Chris just run wild. There’s no timer, the guys work blue, it’s chaos! Enjoy!
Prologue - MC Hammer Car Talk
S1 - Seattle’s GOAT Athlete
S2 - Guilty Pleasures
S3 - Celebrity Engagements
Dad Jokes Are BACK
OT - Rock HOF
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PCLS&E for you this week! First we’re visiting some sliding doors casting moments from some of your favorite movies, then we present some sketchy lifehacks that might serve as good litmus tests for the people in your life, and finally it’s time to talk about aliens again!
Prologue - Teacher Fit
S1 - Re-casting Call: Sliding Doors Edition
S2 - Morally Ambiguous Lifehacks
S3 - UFO No!
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - You can’t tell young you nothing
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This week we kick off with one of Ty’s favorites: a Chris Local Government Update. Then we talk about Sam & Bucky (SPOILERS) before pivoting to poor parenting and wrapping up with a quiz by way of sharing some famous roommates. You know what we do here.
Prologue - Chris’s Adventures in Civics
S1 - The Falcon & The Winter Soldier (spoilers)
S2 - Nightmare Parents
S3 - Famous Roommate Quiz
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - The Mom Joke
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We’re back together again and have some issues to work out. Once we’re through that, we talk about our backstage demands, what to do with all these damn pictures in the cloud, then it’s off to the Trailer Park for F9, Hitman’s [whatever] 2, Army of the Dead, Loki, and Shang Chi. Pick a Pop Culture ride with us in the OT!
Prologue - Thanks to Alex Myers!
S1 - Tour Riders via Grace Jones
S2 - Your Digital Memories
S3 - Trailer Park
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Iconic Pop Culture Whips
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Chris is back, but now Ty’s gone, and we just had Masters Week so what better way to wrap it up than bringing back friend of the pod Alex Myers of Golf Digest! Alex just left Augusta, so let’s hear all about it!
Prologue - Vaccination adventures, Back
S1 - The Masters: Augusta from the ground
S2 - Deep dive on the notables
S3 - Golf Quiz!
DJOTW RETURNS
OT - Fixing Revenge Of The Sith
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Chris is traveling without a vaccine passport this week and he’s got an update on the Bill Gates tracking software they’re using in Hawaii. Then, he’s tired of apologizing for positivity, and once that’s off his chest, it’s a return to the Plot Shop, where we might have needed to add a trigger warning.
S1 - Hawaii So Happy?
S2 - It’s OK to Feel OK
S3 - Plot Shop: The Wild Dogs of Kabul
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Haircuts, DeShaun Watson, The Cops
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Did you watch it yet? Not sure if you’re going to? Then our pod is perfect for you, because we’ve got a classic 2on3 breakdown of #ZSJL. We’ll tell you what we liked, what we didn’t, and what we’d change, and then you’ll know if it’s worth your time!
Prologue - Doctoring Retirement
S1 - What’s Good about ZSJL (a lot!)
S2 - What’s Bad about ZSJL (only a little!)
S3 - What Would We Change, and Where Do We Go From Here?
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - A Superpowered Would You Rather
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Dads of the world, unite! This week we’ve got alternatives if you live in a state that won’t let you gamble online, assess our own overall universal dadness against a common definition, and then Chris tries to get Ty to name some of the more obscure mascots in the NCAA tournament. Also, stop acting like people on TV!
Prologue - Singing into your hairbrush
S1 - Legal Sports Betting Now!
S2 - Universal Language of Dad
S3 - March Madness Mascot Quiz
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Narrative Transportation
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Destiny? Fate? Free-will? Focus, like us, on the things you can control... Things you think you control (what you wear and what you buy), ways to exert control (taking your power back in a given situation), and giving up control to a group of strangers who will use you as an avatar. Make sure to stick around for a lively debate about evacuation methods.
Prologue - What if I need to disappear?
S1 - Brand Merch Drops
S2 - Power Moves
S3 - I’ll be your Avatar
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Hot Pockets
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Back with the hard questions and the thematic progression! Pop Culture questions - gonna watch the Golden Globe-winning movies? Life Strategies Questions - should you harass other people in your profession publicly on Twitter? And Would You Rather Questions. Come along and question everything.
Prologue - Prepare for the worst
S1 - Golden Globes Watch List
S2 - F You Money or F You Titles?
S3 - Welcome Back to Would You Rather
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - What to do with Russell Wilson
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We’re living up to the tagline this week, because we’ve got pop culture (Marvel), life strategies (reading the internet), and existentialism (power dynamics) are all here! Really it’s a whole episode of “what’s happening?!” as we’re breaking down the terrible coverage of Tiger’s wreck, the terrible MCU rankings people around the world are pumping out, the terrible way in which it’s hard to consume fun internet dreck, the terrible way people in power still feel entitled to behave, and the terrible perception of time from some folks a little closer to home. But we do it in a fun way, as usual.
Prologue - Tiger Down
S1 - MCU Stack Rank
S2 - Stop the Subscriptions
S3 - Candidly, You’re a Fool
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Pandemic Cognitive Dissonance
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It’s an appreciation for world building this week, as we start by celebrating the 25th anniversary of Happy Gilmore, before wondering just how far and how much we can take this existing intellectual property thing.
Prologue - Snow Way, Buddy
S1 - Top 5 Hard Laugh Comedies
S2 - How much backstory is too much?
S3 - Tying your TV and Movies together the right way
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Ugly Tennis Dudes
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This week we discover something new to us, wonder how some people even make it through the day, and then salute everyday heroes who work only within the finest literal interpretation of the rules.
Prologue - Just Read the Sign
S1 - Girl Scout Bakery Divergence
S2 - The Moron Chronicles
S3 - Beat the System
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Tom Brady, Bitcoin Blunders
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After a week off, we’re back with one of our favorite Jeopardy! categories, Potpourri. What makes a Game Show work? Can we help McDonald’s make these failed food items work? Will Patrick Reed ever stop cheating and can we solve the PGA officiating problem? Come find out!
Prologue - Vaccinate Me, Baby
S1 - Game Show Game Theory
S2 - McDonald’s Failure to Launch
S3 - Cheating at Golf with Millions on the Line
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Unified Theory of Life (2 out of 3 ain’t bad)
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This week felt like a good time to look around and take stock of what’s going on, so we’re heavy on the cultural analysis this week. Is it buttrock or cock-rock? Do you text your neighbors? Are we ruining everything in a futile attempt to make it better?
Prologue - NFL Wife Guys
S1 - On Buttrock
S2 - Texts From Your Neighbors
S3 - Refining the fun right out
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Tiger’s back! No, like his back hurts
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Look at the topic progression this week! The world’s most rewatchable movies, a review of a series based on a rewatchable movie featuring dads and coaching, and then a full blown discussion on coaching success. Now that’s what I call linear growth! Exactly what coach likes to see!
Prologue - Chris is being Eggstra
S1 - Top 25 Most Rewatchable Movies
S2 - Cobra Kai
S3 - Critical Coaching Criteria
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Who do you trust to give you a shot?
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It’s been quite a week, so we’re going to do our best to give you something else to think about with an old favorite, a look ahead to fresh ink, and a look back at old celluloid.
Prologue - Life Altering Gifts
S1 - Lewdest Town Names by State
S2 - First Time Tattoo Recommendations
S3 - Top 20 Movies of the 2010s
The Stupidest Things Ever Said
OT - Too Hot For the Pod?
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We end the decade not with a bang, but with quiet repose. Join us for a grab bag from the week that was the fifty-second of this awful year, and get ready for nothing to change just because the calendar flips!
Prologue - In the Age of Sing King
S1 - Christmas Roundup
S2 - WW84
S3 - Hilarious Baldwin
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - Wash Your Hair
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It’s the 2on3 2020 Christmas Special! A feast for your ears with our favorites for your eyes, ruminations on the true meaning of those Christmas songs, and a final unmasking of who, exactly, is Santa Claus.
Prologue - It’s Charlie Woods, Y’all
S1 - Top 5 Christmas Animated Features
S2 - Christmas Music Double Takes
S3 - Is Guy Fieri Santa Claus?
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - The Gashlycrumb Tinies
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This week we’re handing out grades for various sports organizations’ pandemic palliations, examining the complex nature of emoji speak, and then listening to a famous person read aloud a word he’s clearly never heard said. Impressions for livin’ in the OT.
Prologue - Cruise Out of Control
S1 - Grading the Sports World’s pandemic performance
S2 - Thumbs Up or Eff You?
S3 - Happy Chanooka from Smokey Robinson
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - Pass the stuffing to the alright alright alright
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We begin to take stock of the year that was in 2020, and do so in a way that might help you get through the remaining months of waiting for a vaccine (we're recommending the TV shows again). Then it's a new semi-recurring segment about the misadventures of the overmatched before we wrap up with the twitterati being overreactive on social media.
Prologue - The 8 Year Old Con Artist
S1 - Top 10 TV Shows of 2020
S2 - The Moron Chronicles
S3 - Getting Yelled At On The Internet
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - Meecro-wahvay
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Whether your government deems you special enough to be kept out of harm’s way, you’ve already been in harm’s way and your assailant is tough-talking your corpse, or you simply want to know exactly how much harms’ way you’re willing to endure, we’ve got you covered this week.
Prologue - Bad Seahawks Beats
S1 - BTS gets a deferral
S2 - Top 5 Post-Kill Movie One-Liners
S3 - Your COVID Contraction Odds
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - Celebrity Boxing League
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It’s a 2on3 Thanksgiving special! We’re using data to breakdown your dinner, providing some post-meal entertainment, and then setting you up from some quality solo time to finish off your night. Have a happy and safe holiday!
Prologue - The Gobbler Pizza
S1 - The Ultimate Thanksgiving Dinner by the numbers
S2 - Top 5 Pre-Kill Movie One-Liners
S3 - Divided States of Pron
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - The Luck Log
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This week our good friend and for this week, producer, Brian Schwartz brings a carefully crafted Throwback Theme Song bracket for us to debate. Come along and turn the channel by hand and smell the nostalgia (it smells like wood paneling).
Prologue - Honorable mentions and bracketology
S1/S2/S3 - The Throwback Theme Song Championship!
Dad Jokes of the Week
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This week we’re embracing a Masters week unlike any other, because it’s in November! To that end we’re looking ahead to both this month’s special meal and special golf, sandwiched around an all-new Plot Shop. Roll your dough and roll your putts, and stick this in your ears.
Prologue - When your kids want someone else
S1 - Top Thanksgiving Sides by State
S2 - Plot Shop: Sea of Mink
S3 - The Reasonable Man’s Rules of Golf
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - The Masters
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This week we’re pretending to be other people as we recap an emotional Halloween, stack rank some body swap movies, and then look at your passive aggression toward your office mates. Then it’s a full on political discussion in the OT, which is why we put it at the end.
Prologue - This is Halloween, everybody scream (or cry)
S1/S2 - Body Swap Stack Rank
S3 - Workplace Passive Aggression
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - American Electoral Politics
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Halloween is but a scant two moons nigh! After we affirmed Snickers’ crown as the King of Candy last week, we’re going to stick with the spooky season content with some movies to get you in the spooky mood, movie candy to go along with it, and then we say goodbye to October and vocabulary of our birthdays
Prologue - Adult costumes? What say you?
S1 - Top 5 Spooky Movies
S2 - Favorite Candy by State
S3 - New Words from the Year of Your Birth
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - What kinda voter are you?
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It’s nearly Halloween and it’s time to crown the King of Candy. We bring in Chris Maier (host of Our Liner Notes, among others) to be our deciding bracket vote and to educate us on the weird Canadian candy you’ve never heard of. Vote along and then stick around for a discussion on actual voting.
Prologue - Don’t blame the kids
S1/S2/S3 - King of Candy Bracket
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - Voting for something that matters
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A brand new recurring segment debuts this week with a signature weird 2on3 drop! Enjoy us workshopping a plot before we move on to our favorite type of relatable content (dummies on the internet), before taking the temperature of the Tennis GOAT debate. Onward!
Prologue - The right kind of NFL politics
S1 - Plot Shop: DB Cooper v. The Undead
S2 - Dumb things kids believe
S3 - Federer-Nadal (No thanks, Novak)
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - Low stakes, but stress anyway
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We’re a movie podcast this week as we dig into the portfolio of some of the all time greats, identify movies we love that you might not, and then Chris gets to flex his mimicry muscles while Ty does his best to guess what movie the quote came from.
Prologue - Just Give Us The Movies
S1 - All-Time Director Faves and Unloveds
S2 - 4 Movies We Like More Than Anyone Else
S3 - AFI 100 Quotes Quiz II
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - LFG, Moisturizer Pumps, EVH Eternal Solo
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Welcome to Rocktober! This is both of your hosts’ birthday month, and we’re starting with a discussion on celebratory belly fills, before returning to the lifehack well and offering medium-spicy twitter takes. It gets a little heavy in the OT, but such are the times.
Prologue - Ty goes back to 1st Grade
S1 - Birthday Dinner & Perfect Bites
S2 - Half-Baked Lifehacks III
S3 - Hyperbolic Cold Twitter Takes
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - An excerpt from the memoirs of Ted Heath
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Did you hear that there was a Golf Major won by a muscle bound freak? Well, you have now! Then we’ve got some movie rankings and the influence of the Emmys to cleanse your palate.
Prologue - WAP for Parents
S1 - The BAD US Open
S2 - Favorite Fincher Films
S3 - Emmy-who Care-is
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - It’s cheesepie and putting from the rough
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What’s better than a friend that will help you solve a tricky problem and put a smile on your face while doing it? Two friends, doing it in 30 minutes. More curated wisdom for you this week:
Prologue - Refrigerator Madness!
S1 - 14 Signs He Wants to Marry You
S2 - Half-baked Lifehacks II
S3 - State Stereotype Quiz
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - Brush up on your tech skills
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Brian’s back, so you know it’s a music show! We shamelessly rip off Our Liner Notes (@olinernotes) and Chris & Brian make their own Super Groups before another addition of everyone’s favorite music guessing game, I’m with the Band!
Prologue - Catching up and wrapping up Summer with Brian
S1 - Drum & Bass
S2 - Guitars & Vox
S3 - I’m with the Band II
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT - Chris’s relationship with phone numbers
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We’ve built up a bit of a backlog of the trivial, so come along this week for a lighthearted clearinghouse of sorts.
Prologue - We met up with @ReasonsAre, and a bee attack breaks out
S1 - Half-baked Lifehacks
S2 - The Perfect Bites of Restaurant Food
S3 - All Actors are a Batman or a Joker
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Kevin Kisner will spot you 68 strokes
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Chris is logging on to promote his OnlyFans but before we get to that, we're going to talk about golf, both real and fictional.
Prologue - Macauley Culkin is 40: let's talk about Kevin McAllister
S1 - This Week in Golf
S2 - Best Fictional Golf Swings
S3 - Erotic Weight Gain
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Gotta get that RUSH
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We're "celebrating" the arrival of bona fide QAnons in Congress with a look at some of the less threatening and more light-hearted entertainment conspiracies one might stumble across on the bowels of this internet.
Prologue - Driver's Ed
S1 - Sesame Street Conspiracies
S2 - Superstar Musician Conspiracies
S3 - BIGFOOT
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Regulate our Capitalism, PLEASE!
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Chris returns from with more tales of bad golf parenting before we turn to the most recently completed major. Then it's time for a tour of dated Americana.
Prologue - Tales of the Washington Junior Golf Championship
S1 - PGA Championship 2020
S2 - Would You Loop?
S3 - Roadside Americana
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - When to confront your neighbors
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Ty is joined by Josh (@joshuatufts) and first time guest Gordie (@gthanrahan) to give a patented 2on3 Good/Better/How treatment to MTV’s The Challenge. You’ll love it too after spending this time with us, and stop looking at us like that!
Prologue - What drew you to The Challenge, a story of romance
S1 - What Works
S2 - What’s Not So Great
S3 - Let’s Make It Better
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - The Challenge QuizBowl
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We decided after 130 Episodes that it might make sense to tell you right in the title what the topics are for the week, rather than asking you to decode a cryptic quote. Better, worse? Who knows! Anyway, this week...
Prologue - To reply or RT, that is the question
S1 - Becoming a War Lord of the Animal Kingdom
S2 - Island Survival Kits
S3 - Not Off-Puttingly Handsome, according to the reply gals of Twitter
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - The "Scourge" of Underwear?
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Chris is HONGRY this week after doing 4 months of Quarantine Kitchen on Facebook (follow him!), and he really wants to tell you about it. He also misses eating out so we’re talking about what restaurants we miss most and Ali Wong’s guide to Asian eating.
Prologue - Kids golf and bad sports parents
S1 - Longing for Eating Out
S2 - Can you Beat Bobby Flay?
S3 - Ali Wong’s guide to Asian Restaurants
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Pascal’s Wager, but for COVID
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It’s the 35th Anniversary of Goonies and we’re here to decide if it’s really as good as you remember, or if perhaps your childhood brain was fascinated with the search for One-Eyed Willy (or, as he was meant to be a Spanish pirate, Guillermo el Tuerto). Come along with us and save the Goondocks.
Prologue - Actually, Goonies is (not) bad?
S1 - What’s Good
S2 - What Could be Better
S3 - Makin’ it Better and Makin’ a Sequel
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Political Consumerism and it gets TENSE!
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Not only are we still in some form of lockdown, but here in the Northwest, the Summer weather has been late to arrive. Translation: we’re spending a lot of time in the house, watching TV. So that’s what we’ve got this week!
Prologue - Taking a Vacation? In this climate?
S1 - You’ve seen that, now watch this
S2 - NFL player or Hollywood star?
S3 - Let Xfinity be your Guide
Double Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Traditional retail in the time of COVID-19
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Ty has recovered from his bout with ennui and he’s back to combat his existential dread. We’re turning an eye to the retro futurism of our current predicament to decide how we might have handled it differently on a personal level, and to figure out which version of our dystopian future is most appealing.
Prologue - What do you mean I can’t order it?
S1 - How does 25 Year Old you behave in the pandemic
S2 - An examination of the pandemic’s creation of retro-futurism
S3 - Would You Rather, Dystopia Edition
Double Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Free Gifts in your New Home
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Josh steps in for Ty this week to join Chris on a journey of Seattle’s CHOP before turning their eyes to their failures as fathers. Then it's a hard pivot into being a movie podcast, and don’t forget to stick around for Dirty Dad Jokes of The Week.
Prologue - CHOP it to me, CHAZ
S1 - Tie one hand behind your back, child
S2 - Alternate Movie Universe
S3 - The AFI 100 Best Movie Quotes Quiz
Dirty Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Living Single
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We’re modeling our best behavior as we wonder about the value of predictive modeling, marvel at the model of college recruiting, and become bewildered at all the Z’s in your last name.
Prologue - You can’t catch COVID if you think it’s over
S1 - Model(ing) Behavior
S2 - All-Time loaded college campuses
S3 - You can spell it
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Your personal brand, Orgasm candles
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Chris is back and we’re here to maximize his potential. Your effort, after all, is all you can control. Maybe everyone could just try a little harder? Cops, Athletes, Marketers, and one enterprising man who doesn't understand how money works.
Prologue - It’s gas that inspects your eyes for tears
S1 - Policing the Police
S2 - Striving for Greatness, or Striving for Comfort
S3 - What’s in a Name?
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Skweezy Jibbs great nugget adventure
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Chris is off this week and we bring back our friend Chicago Matt to serve as both co-host and producer! Let's shake out his brain for content.
Prologue - Snack Bracket Reactions
S1 - The Comedy Oscars
S2 - Saxing Up Pop Music
S3 - All Time Sports Rewatches
DJOTW
OT - Breaking Quarantine for Justice
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In this extra special crossover episode, we hand the reigns of our show over to Jason the Angry Ginger (@s7daysageek) and he serves as host to our guests.
The first thing he did was chuck the timer. Let's get into it.
S1 Double Dipp’n The Double Dippers. (What’s It Mean)
S2 Afterlife Database Revisited (For the First Time)
S3 The Battle of Bruce Willis-A Tournament
Bonus: A Dad Joke Off
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As the world’s last channel surfer, Chris has got some important TV & Movie takes to share straight off the cable box. We’ve got nostalgia, scientific analysis, and pattern recognition, but it’s way more entertaining that it sounds.
Prologue - Suck Of v. Suck On
S1 - TV’s Best Recurring Characters
S2 - The Data Science defining Chick v. Dick Flicks
S3 - Who wants to make out with ScarJo?
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Homeschooling struggles
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It’s graduation season and we’ve got superlatives, both good and bad, for these United States of America. We don’t let Europe get away without a little scrutiny as well. Then we turn to the English language and how your ear may not match your mouth and how that screws up the way you name your kids.
Prologue - Peers with the pool pee-ers
S1 - Superlatives for the States
S2 - Ignominy for the same
S3 - An is a trash ass indefinite article
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Leg hair close ups, The Match II
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This week we’re looking over your shoulder: at your video call background, into your food delivery choices, and who might be sneaking up on you with a knife! Also Chris goes in on MJ in the OT.
Prologue - Protecting your hot mom
S1 - Rating your Zoom Room
S2 - Food deliver-eee!
S3 - Not all killers are serial
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Don’t be like Mike
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Usually we have beef to discuss, but this week, we take a look at what we’re going to do without it. We start with a look at the lighter side of mortality and introspection before turning to alternative food sources to stave off death for a few more years.
Prologue - The line is the line, dummy
S1 - Celebrity birthdays that hit that mortality nerve
S2 - Afterlife Database: What records would you pull?
S3 - Where’s the Beef
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Shedding shameful movie tears
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Put your homemade mask on and drink your White Claw in the car to join us on the exploration of the soon to be contemporary culture of sneeze guards and masks everywhere, the decline of the modern celebrity, and a remix to an old classic so it’s not just Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Prologue - If Chris moves too much, he can’t move
S1 - The masks we wear
S2 - Flattening your media influence
S3 - ABCs (The Remix)
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - On-camera Happy Hours
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“ABCs” by Patti LaBelle
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If there’s ever been a guilt free time to eat your feelings, now is that time. We’re here this week, along with our buddy Chicago Matt, to break down the Ultimate Quarantine Snack Bracket. 32 delicious tongue tinglers vie for your late night attention, and we want to be sure you spend those moments wisely. Come along with us on the road to waistline ruin.
Prologue - Snack Bracket Methodology
S1/S2/S3 - The Quarantine Snack Bracket
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - But what about the crumbs?
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Here to stay or gone tomorrow? That’s the question we raise as we start to wonder about how our lives have been permanently impacted by SARS-CoV-2. We do a little all time bad take table setting before we start to get creative about what’s in the pipeline in both your bathroom and on the sportsball courts.
Prologue - The metaphysics of sealife: can fish fly and are crabs astronauts?
S1 - All time bad fad takes
S2 - The permanence of change
S3 - What “sports” would you watch?
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Sweatpants Etiquette, Trump is always on brand
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“Let Me In I’m Tryna Fuck” by Marc Rebillet @marcrebillet
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We turn our eyes to brighter skies and talk about both coping mechanisms and what we need to dig our way out as we enter Week 6 of Quarantine. Mario faces a hard truth in the OT.
Prologue - In the Style of Trump, and why no ñ?
S1 - Binge Worthy
S2 - Sports in Isolation
S3 - COVID-19 demands coordination
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Let it go, Mario
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Chris returns this week and we engage with the return of fun social media to give you (and us) a break from The Rona (after we do a Coronavirus update, of course). Play along with us @2on3pod
Prologue - Sanity Check
S1 - Places We’ve Lived
S2 - First, Last, Best, and Worst Stadiums/Arenas/Ballparks
S3 - Our Top 5 Athletes whose peaks we never got to see
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - No video selfies, and “Covid-19” in the style of Dexy’s Midnight Runners
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Matt (@ReasonsAre) is in for Chris this week, and he’s got breaking news as well as offering an update on his own isolation before we dig into some healthy distractions for your time away from others. We’re doing movies, a little bit of societal shift, and what not to get stuck inside your body while you’re stuck inside.
Prologue - Reasons Are back?
S1 - Streaming a la Tomatometer
S2 - What’s on the other side of COVID-19?
S3 - Don’t put that in you
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Don’t put that in your mouth!
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In the immortal words of Cardi B, “Coronavirus! It’s getting real! Shit is getting real!” For us, it’s been real for a while, but watching the world react gives us cause to look inward as we look outward and break down the instability we’re living through.
Prologue - Don’t touch that!
S1 - Cabin Fever
S2 - The societal response, vis a vis the media
S3 - Live sports alternatives
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - A fond farewell
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Shit’s getting real, folks. We’re talking pandemic, but not just panic, of course, but the reasons why and what we might need to survive. We’ve got some lighter content at the end just to make sure we’ve got a little diversion of thought for you as well.
Prologue - No school? Home school.
S1 - Coronavirus writ large
S2 - Isolation Survival Strategies
S3 - Who designed these logos?
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Consumer & TV PSAs
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It’s a nexus of existential crises this week and we’re going to wade right into the thick of it. Don’t worry, we’ve got some Star Wars mixed in to keep things light. Plus, things aren’t ever as bad as they seem. Right? Right? RIGHT? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL US EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE OKAY!
Prologue - Too old to walk too much
S1 - THREATS TO HUMANITY
S2 - Revisiting the Rise of Skywalker
S3 - Most of what you’re going to read today is pointless
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - New Batmobile, More 80s Music, Condiment Innovation
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From the surprisingly light on their feet to surprisingly maladroit speech, we’re breaking down the fighting performance of our favorite less-than-adonis athletes, a literal fight between Dr. Octagonecologyst and the Gypsy King, and the war of words present in both the Democratic debate and in the promos of your favorite wrestling superstars. Fight the good fight in Episode 109.
Prologue - The fear of civic duty
S1 - Favorite ‘fat’ athletes
S2 - The Heavyweight Champion of the World
S3 - Fighting for your vote
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Dinnertime Table Tennis
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It's a snapshot of society in Episode 108 as we lean on the front page of the internet to sample some one star reviews of the World's Seven Wonders, Fact-check some Fun Facts, and help you decide if you're the @$$#0!e. Not YOU, of course
Prologue - Vacation or nah?
S1 - One Star, Seven Wonders
S2 - Fact-checking fun facts
S3 - AITA
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - 2on3 Restaurant Update
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With a new Bill & Ted, a new Matrix, AND a new John Wick in post-production, actively filming, and announced, respectively, it’s time to take a walk in the clouds of Keanu Reeves’ past performances and decide what reigns supreme. @JoshuaTufts joins us as tiebreaker and hosts a round of #Known4 in the OT!
Prologue - The Playdate Business Card
S1/S2/S3 - The Iconic Keanu Bracket
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - #Known4: Keanu Reeves
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Two sing along veterans lay down the ground rules for a good time at the karaoke bar. You gotta have a plan, folks.
Prologue - The Maligned Business Dad
S1 - Karaoke Commandments
S2 - Adapting to the Audience
S3 - Horror Stories, Success Stories, Shoutouts
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Redlining the Social Contract: Resort Tipping
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With Ty away on business, Chris welcomes in Director of Instruction for The First Tee of Greater Seattle to talk about all the different aspects of golf, including the key role Otter Pops and Donut Holes play in the learning process.
Prologue - Welcome Evan!
S1 - Growing the Game
S2 - 2020 Major Predictions and Favorite Northwest Courses
S3 - The 2020 PGA Show and the rise of CBD
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Kobe’s long shadow
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We’re taking chances this week. We wonder about the line for second chances when you’re truly and actually canceled, Chris gets a chance to influence local lodging policy, and we see what kind of chances we’re willing to take with another installment of Would You Rather. Come along and take a chance on us.
Prologue - Dad Stuck In Time
S1 - Canceled Comebacks
S2 - Chris the Legislator
S3 - Would You Rather
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - No bush league basketbrawling
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“Subdivisions” by Rush
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Sometimes you find a dyad in the pop culture force and have no choice but to explore its depths. The confluence of news stories about candles (Royal Wedding accoutrement & Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina, respectively) have forced our hand. Spark one up and join us as we find out what scents are worth spending for. Stick around to hear about how the kids are winning and for some genuflection at the altar of Neil Peart.
Prologue - French Fry Guy
S1 - The Scent of Status
S2 - Megxiting Your Family
S3 - Seattle’s Snow Sadness
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - RIP to Neil Peart
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“Subdivisions” by Rush
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We’re back! We’re joined by our resident Star Wars opinion-haver Matt (@ReasonsAre) for a breakdown of Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker. Spoilers, of course (it’s been a month, go see it already).
Prologue - Star Wars Gifts
S1 - What Works
S2 - PROBLEMS
S3 - Makin’ it better
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Binge Watch Updates and Recommendations
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"Toss a Coin To Your Witcher" (Epic Metal Cover by Skar Productions) Original song by Sonya Belousova and Giona Ostinelli.
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Cut to the chase scene in Episode 101 where we welcome Jay the Angry Ginger (@s7evendaysageek) as the swing vote in our Michael Bay bracket, inspired by Bay's recent manic Netflix release, 6 Underground. Jay hangs for a full 30 minutes and we determine the definitive Baysterpiece.
Prologue - Love, Actually drives us to drink
S1/S2/S3 - The Bay Bracket
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Left out in the rain for the holidays
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We made it! It's Episode 100 and our friends are here to celebrate our self-indulgence! Indulging is what we're doing this week as we share our #firstworldproblems, introduce you to the Guys of the World, and relive childhood roastings along with Twitter. A Crisis looms in the OT.
Prologue - Happy 100 from our podfriends
S1 - First World Problems
S2 - City Guys of the World
S3 - The Cruelty of Parents
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - A Crisis of Infinite Shows
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Episode 99 looks back to go forward as we examine the staying power of the world’s top touring musicians and our willingness to buy a ticket to see any of them, the tyranny of nostalgia in the form of 17-year-old Billie Eilish, and dive back into the trailer park to look at Black Widow, Bond, and Star Wars 9.
Prologue - Maybe she wanted the Peleton
S1 - The Crüe is back on tour?
S2 - Billie Eilish doesn’t know Van Halen, but do you?
S3 - Trailer Park: Black Widow, Bond, Star Wars!
Double Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - The people you meet at the movies
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Episode 98 travels to the birthplace of cinema for an update on Chris’s attempt to get some wurst mit seiner brezel, before turning our attention to bad movie takes and bad movie descriptions. We also cover televised flatulence and affable obnoxiousness, so come laugh along and lache mit deinen freunden!
Prologue - Unjust Flatulence Prosecution
S1 - Chris’s European Adventures
S2 - Alan Moore’s got more cinema takes
S3 - Plot Wholes - your alternate movie synopses
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - The First Class Adventures of Superfan 45
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Episode 97 features a European cameo from Chris, but is co-hosted by Matt from the Basement. We let Disney pull us through the looking glass into the world of home video nostalgia, as we break down the impact of Disney+, evaluate the world’s best and worst Star Wars officially licensed merchandise, and gawk at the prices of supposedly collectible VHS tapes.
Prologue - The Youth Sports Draft
S1 - Disney plus what, exactly?
S2 - The Outer Rim of Star Wars Merch
S3 - Rare and Expensive VHS
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Ow, my balls!
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Episode 96 offers a seasonal survival guide as the gloom of winter approaches. Dealing with your unhappy and rapidly maturing children, getting them involved in some after school activities the right way, and readying yourself for the familial and ecological impact of Thanksgiving are all here. Bathroom boundaries and innovations in the OT.
Prologue - This is 40/50
S1 - Suddenly Surly Susan
S2 - Making renaissance children
S3 - Your Holidays are ruining the planet
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Get out of here, I’m in the bathroom!
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Episode 95 welcomes in our good friend Joshua Tufts (@joshuatufts) to help us cope with networking; whether we’re begging for Halloween candy, being embarrassed by our parents on the internet, giving credit where it’s due, and divining what makes an actor famous.
Prologue - This is Halloween
S1 - Facebook, but for Boomers
S2 - Giving credit where it’s due
S3 - Ya Know Me! An IMDb Known For Game
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Quik Drop Update!
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Episode 94 welcomes Phil Austin (@philaustin01) to the show where he and Chris talk about their shared musical past coinciding with the 10th Anniversary of their record, The Copper Kings "Hellos and Goodbyes." They also explore the songwriting process and play a little game which you will also love to play along with. After this one, you'll be longing to start your own garage band!
Prologue - Phil me up
S1 - Copper Kings Oral History
S2 - How's your songwriting?
S3 - On The Record
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Nurturing your children's musical inclinations
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Music: “Disarray” (Live) by The Copper Kings
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Episode 93 welcomes in Kristin Maier (@kmaemaier, @hwywhoney) to indulge Ty and go long on the Beverly Hills, 90210 revival. We disagree a lot more than I think we expected! We bookend it with discussion on the original series, so grab your Beverly Hills Beach Club polo and your botox and listen along!
Prologue - Kristin’s Beefs and our relationship to the original 90210 run
S1 - What Works
S2 - What Doesn’t
S3 - What’s Next
Dad (Mom) Jokes of the Week!
OT - Testing Kristin’s knowledge of the original Beverly Hills, 90210
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Episode 92 stares down the barrel of mortality, as one of your hosts celebrates a milestone birthday and the other has one looming. We make ourselves feel better by getting our hardcore data analysis on. In 2019, that means interpreting numbers into pretty pictures!
Prologue - Ty’s a man, he’s 40!
S1 - What Big Data says about your familial happiness
S2 - What Big Data says about May/December Actors/Actresses
S3 - What Casinos are doing with your Big Data
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - More bad HS football, the scourge of Dry Shampoo
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Episode 91 welcomes in special guest Alex Myers (@alexmyers3), Senior Writer at Golf Digest! Alex and Chris talk booking podcasts, the wraparound schedule, Rory’s European Tour smack talk, what’s good at Chili’s, Bio Kim’s suspension, and more. Then, we talk about what they talked about!
Prologue - Ty’s back from a vacation where everyone kissed his ass
S1/2/3 - Chatting with Alex Myers
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Chatting about Alex Myers
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Episode 90 brings back our good buddy Brian Schwartz (@brianschwartz04), and you know what that means… now comes the part where we throw our heads back...and forward, and then back and forward again with our horn because we’re talking about metal!
Prologue - The destiny of the functional tubist
S1 - Rolling Stone doesn’t know anything about metal
S2 - Favorite guitar solos
S3 - I’m with the band?
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - When your high school football team sucks
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Prologue - It’s a young man’s game night
S1 - Which is better (Two Movies, One Screen)
S2 - Would you rather
S3 - Did you know
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Capitalsolipsism
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Episode 88 is the Costner versus Willis clash you never knew you needed. Brought to you by our dear listeners, we break down their best work by category to determine a victor!
Prologue - Drugs aren’t supposed to taste good
S1/S2/S3 - Costner v. Willis Career Showdown!
Best Bad Rewatchable Movie
Best Movie with a Twist
Best Movie about the Future
Best Disjointed Timeline Movie
Best Period Piece
Best Movie in a Supporting Role
Best Award Winning Film
Best Kill Scene
Best Worst Acting/Costume/Accent
Best Hero
Best Romance
Best Western
Best Thriller
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Get your chips in, more airplane shenans.
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Episode 87 is ready to work it out, so long as the workout just consists of talking about other people doing it.
Prologue - Country club sports update (US Open Tennis)
S1 - The implications of the impossibly fit parents
S2 - Feats of endurance
S3 - Workout Buddy...Movies
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Disposing of summer detritus
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Episode 86 rushes to determine how long your life can last if you live in the right places and do the right things, for better or for worse.
Prologue - Getting into the first day of school swing & getting IRL with internet friends
S1 - Rush to the movies for music
S2 - The State of your lifespan
S3 - Workplace introspection
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - These are the parents in your neighborhood & unique swimming attire
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Episode 85 trains a keen eye on your sticks and balls, oh forget the jokes, we’re talking about golf, deal with it.
Prologue - Media mythmaking and Nude Bruce Koopka
S1 - Rules of golf and pace of play
S2 - The Manufacturer’s Cup
S3 - Commander in Cheat
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Introducing Madame X
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Episode 84 raises a fist to everyday tyranny, but really just tries to offer some coping strategies.
Prologue - Chris’s back is back
S1 - The quiet tyranny of extended family vacations
S2 - The tyranny of the never ending pasta pass
S3 - Revolutionizing protest and pulling the ripcord
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - DYK you can run Amazon reports? Tom Cruise 2020.
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Episode 83 is missing a Chris, so per the bylaws, we replaced him with a Matt. Our good buddy Matt from The Basement (@reasonsare) joins Ty for a bit of a Reasons are Several revival, 2on3 style.
Prologue - Matt’s gone to the dogs
S1 - Water Park Pro Tips
S2 - Sex Desk
S3 - Will Ty Watch It?
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - NFL knuckles down and Kids have Questions
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Episode 82 is spending too much time with the kids, man. We just want to know if we’re doing it right, but don’t you dare tell us how.
Prologue - Don’t message me “hi”
S1 - Being a good sports parent
S2 - Being a bad Disney parent
S3 - Want a gift? Make a wishlist
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Coupon clipping at the pharmacy and the Morality of adult responsibility
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Episode 81 is recommending itself but requires only 39 minutes of your time at 1.5x, and we’re sensitive to that sort of thing.
Prologue - Dabbling in Addiction
S1 - The Obligation of Recommendation
S2 - Parachutes & Trampolines
S3 - Trailer Park: Cruise & Tarantino!
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - 7-11, Baby
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“Top Gun Anthem” by Harold Faltermeyer
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“The Pain Receptors are All Full Up”
Episode 80 stays close to home for the summer as we debate some of the proper techniques in summer-specific parenting - from both a permissive and instructive perspective - and in dealing with your neighbors. You know, real groundbreaking shit. Ty’s back and offers a triple dose of D’JOTW along with some stored up odds and ends in the OT.
Prologue - Quik Drop dominance, the frailty of the human body
S1 - Free Range v. Cage Free Kids
S2 - Summer Skills - Bootcamp or Osmosis?
S3 - Neighborhood Watch
Super Size Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Another airplane oddity, Finished with Finish Line, and the right place to enjoy The Open Championship
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In Episode 79, we welcome Brian Schwartz from the All Things Podcast. We delve into the joys of growing up in a small town. We talk about playing in a rock band then wrap up by discussing SirusXM Hair Nation greatest guitarist list.
Prologue: Brian, what happened to your podcast?
S1: I was born in a small town
S2: Garage Band dreams
S3: Who really is the greatest hair metal guitarist?
Dad Jokes of the Week
OT: Personal Spinal Tap moments
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Episode 78 wonders what’s in a name? We take a look at the who’s who of Cameo profiles, Congratulate Dr. Marijuana Pepsi and see how she stacks up in the 2019 Name Of The Year Bracket, and then examine some questionable medical practices.
Prologue - Poop Eruption
S1 - Rating the Celebrity shout out market
S2 - Paging Dr. Pepsi/2019 NOTY
S3 - Weekend at Bernies, but for your wedding
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Southwest Airlines, the city bus of the skies
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Episode 77 brings in Matt (formerly of Reasons Are Several - @reasonsare) as we double up on the tech desk to see how close we are to robot annihilation this week and how we might be able to use technology in the interim to improve our sports experiences. Then we talk about golf for a while (the US Open and more) before wrapping things up with a little Father’s Day analysis.
Prologue - The many iterations of slime
S1 - Bosstown Dynamics and Ai-Da the Artist
S2 - Hawkeye comes to the MLB, VAR should maybe leave the World Cup
S3 - US Open and watching golf live v. on TV
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Sportswomanship in the modern age
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Episode 76 wants to see how far the rabbit hole goes, as we take on a few things that aren’t always what they seem.
Prologue - How does this math feel to you?
S1 - Keanu, Underrated
S2 - The Real Villains
S3 - Video Game Conspiracy Theories
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Sportswomanship in the modern age
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Episode 75 prepares for school to be out for summer by working on some strategies for engaging with and subtly manipulating your kids, as any dad worth his salt should!
Prologue - Sharing your time
S1 - Would you rather, 10 year old style
S2 - Lies we tell our kids
S3 - Traveling abroad with minors
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - The Cowboy Superhero, Listener Mail, Biological clownfish reality, and Hot Batman Takes
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Episode 74 makes your pleasure our leisure.
Prologue - Equal pay is great, but you get paid on the gate.
S1 - BYOB at the club
S2 - Best movie candies of all time
S3 - The Sports Movie GOAT
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - You can’t call me and ask who I am! Don’t climb Mt. Everest
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Episode 73 celebrates the 20th Anniversary of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom menace with a signature 2on3 Pod breakdown.
S1 - What works
S2 - What could be better
S3 - And how
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Game of Thrones
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Episode 72 [AVENGERS: ENDGAME SPOILERS] We know that no other podcasts have done an Endgame episode so we’re here to fill your void. Hey, maybe you’ve heard it, but you haven’t heard it from us!
S1 - What works
S2 - What could be better
S3 - And how
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - About 30 seconds on the PGA Championship Tiger Woods betting props - and check us out next week when we celebrate the 20th anniversary of Episode I.
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Episode 71 features guest Chris Maier (@chrismaierbc)! We brought Chris in for his musical expertise and Canadian perspective on our normal observations of societal decay, as we attempt to become unstuck in time.
Prologue - Welcome Chris, host of Our Liner Notes (@olinernotes), How Was Your Week Honey? (@HWYWHoney), and Speak Out Penticton (on CFUZ https://www.peachcityradio.org/programs/speakout/)
S1 - Music is stuck in time
S2 - Beyond the era of the neighborly pop-by
S3 - Precognition on celebrity criminals of the future
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Baring it all in the workplace, and the perils of Air Traffic Control
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Episode 70 says just act casual.
Prologue - Chris has a casual restroom encounter
S1 - Casual environmentalism?
S2 - Casual sleep habits
S3 - Favorite scenes from favorite actresses, casually
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Goodbye and thanks (to our friends @ReasonsAre)
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Episode 69 is a nice look at being nice, looking nice, and acting nice. Nice.
S1 - Being nice to strangers
S2 - Nice looks in TV and film adaptations
S3 - Nicest scenes from our favorite actors
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - You’ve hurt yourself, again?!
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Episode 68 gets triggered. Don’t spoil it! And certainly don't film it!
S1 - Tiger triggers the tears
S2 - Endgame of Thrones
S3 - Cropdust bullying
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - The accidental pornographer
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Episode 67 is a measuring contest, as we get scientific, go head to head with superpowers, and critique your Masters menu.
S1 - Scaling the scales
S2 Double Size! - Avengers Bracket
S3 - Masters Dinner Menus
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - We’ve got The Cure
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Episode 66 is some kinda joke. Jokers, golf jokers, and a joke of a space mission are all here for your amusement
Prologue - It’s Mariners Baseball
S1 - Into the Jokerverse
S2 - The ballad of Sergio y Kuch
S3 - Trashtronauts
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Workplace training videos, starring you
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Episode 65 is a movie podcast with a little bit of household budgeting built in. Who takes 3 vacations a year?!
Prologue - Lightweight capitalistic fraud
S1 - The five film tasting platter
S2 - Zack Snyder’s back on his bullshit
S3 - Household budgeting for Half-Millionaires
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Don’t creep on Dora and don’t kick a man’s broken leg!
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Episode 64 seeks to bring some toughness back to the discourse. We’re talking shiftless layabouts at home and abroad as well as our slide into authoritarianism, but we make jokes and end with some good tough guy fights!
S1 - True Grit
S2 - Perception is Reality
S3 - Seattle is dying
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Golf etiquette, Slapfights
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Episode 63 is all about Ty’s favorite topic: the downfall of modern society. We blame the adults.
S1 - Are adults just getting worse at life?
S2 - Operation Varsity Blues
S3 - “Good Boys” come of age in movies
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Live-action Aladdin - maybe not so bad?
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It’s the evolution of de-evolution in Episode 62 as we examine the shifting definitions and rotting opinions of the very rich and the manipulative growth of those rich in nutrients.
Prologue - Handling the misdelivered mail
S1 - The evolution of self-made billionaires
S2 - The de-evolution of our respect for Steven Spielberg
S3 - The forced evolution of the Broiler Chicken
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Roasting lifelike Nero
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Figurative scrubs are crossing the figurative picket line as Episode 61 digs into replacements. We’ve got options for your body, your athletes & musicians, and alternate movie endings and casting. 9021-Oh no in the OT.
Prologue - The library has rules
S1 - Advances in medical technology and swapping out your body parts
S2 - Best replacements in the world of sports, music, and pop culture
S3 - Sliding doors casting moments in your favorite movies
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - 9021-Oh no as rumors of a West Beverly reunion have reached a fever Peach Pitch.
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It’s a special Oscars edition of 2 on 3! In honor of Darwin Mayflower...er, Richard E. Grant’s Oscar nomination, we’re going long on Hudson Hawk. Turn on your VCR’s and watch the 1991 “classic” and join us for a deep dive. Catch the Excitement, Catch the Laughs, Catch the Hawk!
Prologue - Amazon still sucks, but streaming is king
S1 - What Works
S2 - PROBLEMS
S3 - Makin’ It Better
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Momoa Cookies, Coaching in the Legends League
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Episode 58 is chock full of lowered expectations and still comes away disappointed.
Prologue - Perils of Perfume & Plagiarism
S1 - Sounding off on streaming services
S2 - We all scream for hygiene
S3 - Being a 7 Handicap at Life
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Don’t talk about your famous co-workers
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Episode 58 discovers its alter ego and basically wants to replace it immediately. Take your mask off with us.
Prologue - Anarchy at the public library
S1 - Exposing the Super Bowl Halftime
S2 - New Bats, New Supes
S3 - The TEENS have opinions
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - Could you kill an 80lb cat?
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Episode 57 explores the art of the cover.
Prologue - Uber Disney Magic
S1 - President Billionaire
S2 - Covered in Weezer
S3 - NFL Man Band
Dad Jokes of the Week!
OT - I’m not lovin’ it, Imagining a Dragons Musical
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Ty's off this week and Chris is joined by guest Chris (@chrisfalk) and they take you on a journey of boys becoming men.
S1: NFL Update
S2: 2 weeks is a Fortnite
S3: Just funnin' on social media
OT: Trailer Park - "Spider-Man: Far From Home and Shazam
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Episode 55 focuses on the stranger things: meeting them, seeking them, and setting them on fire?
Prologue: Shy peeing in the shared bathroom
S1: Hello stranger
S2: The truth is out there
S3: You dirty rat
Overtime: He’s got...Adam Gase’s Eyes plus President Hamberdler
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Episode 54 seeks to reign in your habitual line stepping
Prologue: Just an update on some junk
S1: Cancelling these “motherfuckers”
S2: The secret life of pets
S3: Amateurism is bullshit
Dad Jokes of the Week!
Overtime:Seahawks Postmortem, and is it Polar or Arctic, Mads?
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Episode 53 opens the New Year trying to change for the better.
Prologue: Children's holiday shenanigans
S1: Ranking the NFL HC vacancies
S2: Changing Ty's mind on Aquaman
S3: Louis CK stages a questionable comeback
Overtime: RIP to Mean Gene and Super Dave
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Episode 52 takes the "Chris" out of Christmas and replaces it with a Matt! @ReasonsAre joins the show for a look back at 2018. Merry Mattmas!
Prologue: Holiday recap and handling bad conversations
S1: Top Headlines of 2018
S2: What we got stuck in 2018
S3: CFB Recruiting All-Name Team
Overtime: The One We Have Works Fine
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Episode 51 isn't always risk averse, but we do our best to pick our spots.
Prologue: Holiday card handling
S1: Risky business
S2: The Gig (Economy) is up
S3: Risky life choices
Overtime: Aladdin first look, Wash your damn hands
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It's our Podiversary! We planned nothing special for you because we have kids and Christmas is an overwhelming nightmare to manage!
Prologue: Thanks for listening, it's been a great first year!
S1: Christmas memories
S2: Twitter histories
S3: Trailer Park: Godzilla, Triple Frontier
Overtime: Peter Pan is even more racist than you remember, and please give to your favorite quality journalism sources. We recommend PBS Newshour and The Correspondent.
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Episode 49 dives into the media we consume to decide how much free will we actually have, anyway.
Prologue - The positive influence of pornography
S1 - The pressure cooking of pressured cooking
S2 - Music Curation Algorithms are a Modern Rorschach
S3 - PETA goes PC
OT - Army Navy FB Unis,
OT Updates: The Leavings, Dad Habits
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We're back! We'll really full and a little heavy this week but we've got a lot to catch up on!
Prologue - Two Fresh Graves Out Front
S1 - Thanks for Giving
S2 - TIME Mag POY
S3 - American Alliance of Football
OT - Nightmare Oceans, Poo is Everywhere
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Episode 47 yanks as hard as it can manage on the levers of power.
Prologue: Dating for fascists
S1: Rigging the election, but the right way
S2: Corporate real estate welfare
S3: Ranking Rocky's Foes
Overtime: Turkey is Overrated, Cojones !> Nuts as a Euphemism
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Episode 46 shakes the tree for a topic medley.
Prologue: When to start with the Christmas music
S1: Data Visualization for the Afterlife
S2: Best Westerns
S3: Plug Shack: Clothes we love
Overtime: Dare to be stupid
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Episode 45 knows that "Trick or Treat" is a threat. Apropos, we're talking about acceptable trade-offs.
Prologue: Halloween recap
S1: Trading in and trading up with your Halloween haul
S2: Mid-season NFL coaching changes and mid-game QB changes
S3: Trading in your humanity for convenience and productivity
Overtime: Boneless Wings, Bio-breaks, and a briefing in Beijing
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Episode 44 enters a fugue state and runs wild to get ready for Halloween and ensure uninterrupted internet access for all.
Prologue: Pedestrian killing cars and creative work from home video backdrops
S1: The state of trick or treating
S2: Our birthdays & early progression to end-state
S3: State-run internet
Overtime: D-Miles & Q-Rich, Seattle bike lane SNAFU, and Roman escalator malfunctions
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Episode 43 takes a page from the book of Paul Allen as we take a closer look at the convergence of sports, business, and technology.
Prologue: We welcome a guest: @csretallack (also named Chris) joins us as a Vulcan Inc. insider!
S1: The business of saving baseball
S2: The help and the harm of technology in sports
S3: Paul Allen's complex legacy and legacy complex
Overtime: Filipino family food forays
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Episode 42 is reading the Arts & Leisure section of Parade magazine. We take the measure of morality in media, deconstruct the dad joke, and vote for the Rock 'n Roll HOF. The OT features a home invasion!
Prologue: Halloween candy
S1: Moralizing in media
S2: Deconstructing the Dad Joke
S3: R&R HOF
Overtime: NFL Pick 'em; repelling a home invader
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Episode 41 seeks to understand influence: where it comes from, how to get it, and what it's worth.
Prologue: We launched 2on3pod.com!
S1: Making our surveillance state into a more "fair" society
S2: How did the TV do raising us?
S3: Seahawks FS Earl Thomas and contract negotiation
Overtime: Trailer Park! Dark Phoenix & Into the Spiderverse
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Episode 40 revisits old favorites and explores what makes them great.
Prologue: Doing a comedy set at the UN
S1: Tiger!
S2: Longest standing celebrity crushes
S3: Walking the baby name tightrope
Overtime: Whale Dumpster dunk, blowing out your knee, Meet Gritty, and what to do with Clear at the ballpark.
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Episode 39 wants to see the real you. No makeup, no filters, just keep it 100.
Prologue: Emmys & the dying broadcast networks
S1: Reviewing the EGOTs
Interlude: SCOTUS sidetrack
S2: The necessity of stage names
Overtime: Managing your own online image
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Episode 38 deals with righteous indignation and furious anger, right after we bid a fond farewell to Turd Ferguson
S1: RIP to the mustache that launched a thousand rides
S2: Venture Cap, but for people
S3: Serena-ty now!
Overtime: Dealing with school age peer parents
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Intro/Outro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
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Episode 37 gets topical as we try not to drown in the last week of news in the increasingly overlapping worlds of sports and politics.
S1: Surviving in the shadow of your greater sibling
S2: The GOATse pedestal might be too high
S3: The Fucking News
Overtime: NFL Picks, Week 1!
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Episode 36 goes XL on guys wearing size Medium shirts, as we do a full show on the best Boy Bands of all time, their best (and worst) hits, and of course we talk about what it means in the bigger picture.
Prologue: Defining "boy band"
S1: The Best of the Best
S2: The Best of the Rest
Overtime: The Rest of the Best
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Faded" by Soul Decision
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Episode 35 is on a roll and it's time to go solo.
Prologue: The Eagles' Greatest Hits is now the top selling album of all time?!
S1: Best going solo music careers
S2: Our favorite movie/TV spinoffs
S3: Everything is a remix
Overtime: Tiger v. Phil!
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Happiness for Dogs" by Millencolin
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Episode 34 is a tale of redemption.
Prologue: Fire Season
S1: Our favorite redemption movies
S2: The redemption of Tiger Woods
S3: Our personal stories of growth
Overtime: "Yes, I can see your nipples."
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Redemption Song" by Bob Marley
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Episode 33 turns the page from last week and examines the lighter side of dystopia! Join us, as we explore the funny parts of the near future.
Prologue: Sorry for bumming you out last week, come back!
S1/S2: Our favorite cinematic corporate overlords, and what timeline have they set us on
S3: Artisanal canned food?
Overtime: Navigating the special occasion double dip
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Feel Good Inc." by Gorillaz
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Episode 32 is holding on; why is everything so heavy?
S1: Statute of limitations of social media
S2: Apple’s trillion dollar business
S3: Trailer Park - Aquaman, Shazam, Glass
OT: Trailer Park goes double wide and Phil Mickelson’s dancing
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf
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Episode 31 sets the #CruiseControl to top speed. We go 30 full minutes on the #CruiseCup and break down the best of Tom Cruise. We welcome back Matt from @ReasonsAre as the third man in the booth.
Prologue: [No Spoiler] Mission Impossible: Fallout talk
S1:#CruiseCup
S2:#CruiseCup
S3:#CruiseCup
Overtime: We argue about Denzel again, talk The Open Championship (we know), and take a minute to talk about getting robots to call balls & strikes.
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Playing with the Boys" by K-Logg
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Episode 30 seeks to find the edge of sanity; the choke point, if you will.
Prologue: It's weird, having a full on moron as the President
S1: When to stop dressing like a teen
S2: Being picky in your ordering
S3: Best & Worst Trophies
Overtime: The Equalizer 2, a Ninja shortage, and we released The Mummy!
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Cup of Life" by Ricky Martin
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Episode 29 is full of blurbs on the burbs.
S1: Suburban courtesy
S2: 90s stars make a comeback
S3: Top Tom Hanks movies
Overtime: World Cup, Wimbledon
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Rockin' The Suburbs" by Ben Folds
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Episode 28 does its film study to bring you key breakdowns and highlights from fights, Fabrosaurs, and Four or More Film Franchises.
Prologue: No Fireworks Pictures and no fronting
S1: Basketbrawling
S2: Jurassic Life
S3: More than a Trilogy
Overtime: NBArcade, World Cup: We fix Extra Time & PKs; Quarterfinal picks
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: “Mission Impossible Theme” - Adam Clayton & Larry Mullen, Jr.
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Episode 27 beats back the darkness by picking its battles.
Prologue: SNL Celebrity Jeopardy
S1: The battle of Family Summer Vacation
S2: The battle for self-motivation
S3: Picking the World Cup Round of 16
Overtime: Nothing, we just ran long on the World Cup picks!
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Can't Stop Won't Stop" by Young Gunz
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Episode 26 tried to balance the line between business and entertainment, and whether greed is good.
S1: Forbes' Highest Paid Athletes
S2: US Open: USGA v. Everybody
S3: Gaming Microtransactions
Overtime: More gaming talk, why Dustin Johnson is the LeBron of golf, and Jeff Triplette just won't go away.
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "It's All About the Benjamins" by Puff Daddy ft. The Notorious B.I.G., The LOX & Lil' Kim
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Episode 25 teams up with @ReasonsAre to go deep on Solo and the preeminent Outer Rim job, the Kessel Run.
S1: Expectations v. Reality
S2: High & Low Points
S3: Making it better
Overtime: Jude Law is Dumbledore? Johnny Depp is a Sauvage, and US Open picks
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Ridin' Solo" by Jason Derulo
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Episode 24 wants you to be your best self.
S1: Sponsorship sweet spots
S2: How to dress for sporting events
S3: Mt. Katemore!
Overtime: Singing Katy Perry in public, Ned Rocknroll, and @astrosrants
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "The One That Got Away" by Katy Perry
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Episode 23 puts the thing down, flips it and reverses it as we discuss relative worth of various endeavors including:
S1: Avengers: Infinity War
S2: It's not called "going to fun"
S3: The balance of dating a celebrity
Overtime: LeBron James (also shut up, Kobe)
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Work It" by Missy Elliott
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Episode 22 will never be royal, but you can call it Queen B.
S1: Taylor Swift is the Real American Princess
S2: The Royal Wedding featured an American Princess
S3: Hard Knights in Vegas
Overtime: Living up to expectations
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Two Princes" by Spin Doctors
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Episode 21 has got sole. We talk favorite Shues, shoes, and dealing from and with shoes.
S1: Top 5 Elisabeth Shue moments
S2: Favorite sneakers
S3: Dealing cards, dealing with people
Overtime: Sports gambling is coming to a corner store near you!
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Air Force Ones" by Nelly et al
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Episode 20 has its head beyond the clouds, but learns you can't breathe in space.
Prologue: Fame looks uncomfortable
S1: Look to the stars (and pull your head out of your ass)
S2: Could you, would you, live in space?
S3: Solo preview and our favorite spaceships
Overtime: We're old and out of Invisible Touch
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Invisible Touch" by Genesis
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Episode 19 needs your respect and admiration.
Prologue: It's Twitter or bust for us
S1: NFL Job Satisfaction
S2: Adult Education Egos
S3: Am I an Asshole: Grocery Bagging
Overtime: Kanye's long strange trip
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "This Way" by Dilated Peoples ft. Kanye West
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Episode 18 is chilly; do you feel a draft?
Prologue: Nobody emails
S1: Fantasy drafting via pocket pool
S2: NFL Draft instant reaction
S3: Top 4 Impactful Albums
Overtime: RIP Harry Anderson
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Tearin' Up My Heart" by The *NSYNC
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Episode 17 is a return to form after a brief hiatus.
Prologue: @seatjk is sick, but we soldier on.
S1: The luddites of Big Gubmint
S2: Spring Breakers
S3: Not The Leftovers, but The Leavings
Overtime: Masters recap
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Down With The Sickness" by Richard Cheese
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Episode 16 masters all kinds of things, but particularly The Masters
Prologue: Don't drink and pod
S1: Talking in code
S2: The Masters Preview
S3: Easter hosting responsibilities
Overtime: April Fool's Day
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Master Blaster (Jammin')" by Stevie Wonder
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Episode 15 is finally hitting the Big Time
S1: Proper form for big timing someone
S2: Big timing your employees
S3: Big time live action remakes of animated classics
Overtime: Big Robot Time
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Big Time" by Peter Gabriel
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Episode 14 take a long look at what it means to be dominant.
S1 & S2: Breaking down ESPN Mag's 20 most dominant athletes of the last 20 years
S3: The NCAA tournament...sucks?
Overtime: Avengers: Infinity War and MCU check in.
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "You're The Best" by Joe Esposito
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Episode 13 blows the whole thing wide open as we discuss the biggest rackets going these days.
S1: Taking the big sleep in an auto driving car
S2: The rent is too damn high
S3: Fix the NCAA already
Epilogue: Don't waste your money on brackets
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers
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Episode 12 evaluates your strengths and recommends treatment.
S1: Measurables v. Game Tape
S2: Your 10,000 hours isn't the same as a person with talent
S3: Stoicism is falling out of fashion, but your game face matters
Epilogue: Oscars recap
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Bang Your Head (Mental Health) by Quiet Riot
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Episode 11 takes a misanthropic look at anthropology and we sketch out some gritty Star Wars standalones.
S1: Being graceful under pressure
S2: Free Market solutions to bad behavior
S3: Do social skills atrophy with age, or is it just us?
Epilogue: Gimme that Rated R Star Wars
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "My Friends Over You" by A New Found Glory
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Episode 10 finds flaws in the social contract with working from home and air travel biology and attempts to retool some 80's music greats for the modern era.
S1: Establishing a baseline for proper WFH behavior
S2: Flight farting fisticuffs
S3: What's old is new again
Epilogue: Updates on some previous topics
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "May I Have This Dance" by Peter Gabriel...erm, Francis and The Lights ft. Chance the Rapper
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Episode 9 taps into what's left of the monoculture as we update you on the least important issues of the day.
Prologue: International Fast Food
S1: Winter Olympics v. Summer Olympics
S2: It's hard to be a good Sports Dad
S3: Academy Awards Preview
Epilogue: Eye Worms & Robot Dogs
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Classification Rap" by T.H. Culhane
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Episode 8 cleans up the detritus from your Super Bowl party, as we explore...
S1: Super Bowl MVP Nick Foles' hidden talents
S2: "Trailer Park" - micro reviews on the SBLII movie trailers
S3: Gender-specific food items
Epilogue: Winter Olympics PyeongChang
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: The best Justin Timberlake song (because it's not that one from Trolls)
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Episode 7 is a goat rodeo. We talk GOATs, goats, and scapegoats as we dive into:
S1: GOAT (see?) Tom Brady and all-time Super Bowl goats
S2: GOAT LeBron James and the NBA All-Star Draft (is Ty's idea)
S3: Scapegoats (and "Jags of Pop") Milli Vanilli and the possibilities of "Girl, You Know It's True" as the GOAT of Pop
Epilogue: Waste Management Open and Fantasy Golf
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Girl You Know It's True" by Milli Vanilli (but not by Rob & Fab, obviously)
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Episode 6 examines the right moves to evolve from a businessman to a business, man.
S1: Athletes becoming brands
S2: What is the public dress code, anyway?
S3: The right way to win the lottery
Epilogue: Chris rides Nick Foles' jock
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Diamonds From Sierra Leone" - Jay-Z verse only
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Episode 5 examines the lighter side of our crumbling society, as we discuss:
S1: Basic Cable Swearing
S2: Celebrity Presidential Candidates
S3: Prepping for the Apocalypse
Epilogue: NFL Conference Championship weekend
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Linger" by The Cranberries
RIP Dolores O'Riordan
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Episode 4 is all sports because we've got that kind of range.
Prologue: The very model of a very stable genius
S1: It's Golf season...in Hawaii
S2: NFL Mt. Rushmore
S3: Seattle fans are spoiled brats
Epilogue: NFL Divisional Playoff picks
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Intro: "Quittin' Time" by Pat Lee
Outro: "Orinoco Flow" by Enya
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Episode 3 is all about Episode 8 (SPOILERS) as we break our Last Jedi (SPOILERS) analysis into 3 topics (or try to anyway):
S1: Preconceived Notions v. Reality
S2: Problems
S3: Where To Next?
Epilogue: NFL Wild Card Weekend Picks
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Intro: "Quittin' Time by Pat Lee
Outro: "Star Wars" by "Nick Winters"
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A second episode of the world's least most essential podcast! 2 hosts, 3 topics, 30 minutes. Listen at 2x for maximum enjoyment.
This week:
- S1: Buy Your Burned Out Seattle Dream Home for Only Half a Million Dollars
- S2: Christmas Day Kicks Off the NBA Season
- S3: How Does This Make Sense: Blurcled Japanese Erotica
Epilogue: Week 17 NFL Picks
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The inaugural episode of the world's least most essential podcast. 2 hosts, 3 topics, 30 minutes. Listen at 2x for maximum enjoyment.
This week:
- S1: Taylor Swift's White Woman's Burden
- S2: New on Netflix, December Edition
- S3: Christmas Music's Polarizing Power
Epilogue: Week 16 NFL Picks
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Our debut show tackles:
- The two younger Ball children signing professional basketball contracts in Lithuania
- Getting geeked for Last Jedi
- Pop culture quote deep cuts
And we end with a few minutes on the NFL and picks for the coming week.
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